Fate is funny sometimes...

"Can I call you Nicky?"

"No."

"So, Nicky..."

...Making you meet people...

"Isn't that what rules are for? To break them?"

"Absolutely not!"

...Who are the complete opposite of you.

"I just can't leave you alone."

"Well, I wish you would."

"Well, I wish that you didn't wish I would leave you alone."

"I wish that had just made sense."

Fate is also funny...

"You're so immature!"

"So are you!"

"Well, that's because I'm younger than you!"

"By only three months."

"It's four months!"

...Making you fall in love with someone...

"Knock Knock."

"Oh, gods no!"

"Just answer the question."

"Fine."

"Knock Knock."

"Who's there?"

"Would you."

"Would you who?"

"Would you go out with me?"

"..."

"...So?"

"That was a horrible joke. It wasn't funny."

"It wasn't meant to be funny."

"Then what was the point of the joke if it wasn't supposed to be funny?"

"Well, when you put it that way, you make it sound stupid."

"Trust me; you didn't need my help to make that sound stupid."

...who's the complete opposite of you.

A child of Hades

And

A hunter of Artemis

Who met by a chance visit

By the Hunters of Artemis at Camp Half-Blood

During the summer that would change both of their lives.

Fate may be funny sometimes, but the fates

Are hilarious all the time.

"So, you're asking me to go out with you?"

By Fates, I Think They've Got It!

Coming To A Computer Screen Near You This September...Maybe!

(*Not A Thalico Fic*)