Me and my younger cousin were chatting on MSN a while ago and we somehow ended up doing this roleplay thing where I was myself/every other character and Cody was himself, thanks to the fact that I type way faster than he does. This huge long thing is the result of an extremely cleaned-up version of that; you wouldn't believe how many spelling mistakes and interruptions and whatnot there were in the original...
Please tell me if Cody and myself should try to do another chapter. We probably will do more of the roleplaying thing anyway, but I don't know whether or not anybody will like this... Oh yes, and please tell me whether or not to include OCs. I've already used one, but only briefly (and two more got a mention). So in other words, feedback is very appreciated :)
Oh, and one warning. There is a fair amount of chatroom/message board short form stuff (brb, rofl, etc.) and I left some of the spelling mistakes in (things like forgetting apostrophes/capitals). Anything that looks like -this- signifies an action since the star whatchamacallits don't show up on this site...

Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the not-so-charming CAPS LOCK typer named Kirmon and TheBlackParrot (some of you might remember her, but I doubt it...)

I do believe that's the longst author's note I've ever written...


The Theifnet Chatroom

Kirmon has initiated the conversation!
Cody has joined the conversation!
VoodooQueen has joined the conversation!

Cody says: hiya, VoodooQueen

Cody says: I mean, moronic VoodooQueen

Cody says: hiya, moronic VoodooQueen

Kirmon says: ROFL

VoodooQueen says: You'd best not be threatinin me, child, or I'll sent mah voodoo guards after you!

Cody says: voodoo guards my tushy

VoodooQueen says: Humph!

VoodooGuard1 has joined the conversation!
VoodooGuard2 has joined the conversation!

Cody says: I'm sooooo scared!

Cody says: (sarcasm)

VoodooGuard1 and VoodooGuard2 shrink Cody's head to the size of a pea!

Kirmon: ROFL

Cody says: rofl!

VoodooQueen says: That'll teach you!!

Cody says: voodoo person, you're really creepy, you know that?

VoodooQueen says: ...grr.

Cody says: go grr someone else

VoodooQueen has left the conversation!
VooGuard1 and 2 have left the conversation!

Kirmon says: lol, I typed VooGuard

TheColdHeartOfHate has joined the conversation!

Cody says: yay

TheColdHeartOfHate says: mwahahaha

Cody says: Clockwerk

TheColdHeartOfHate says: How do you know who I am?

Cody says: uhhh

Cody says: -sweatdrop-

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...not good enough, puny mortal

Cody says: shut up fat cow!

Kirmon says: LOL

TheColdHeartOfHate says: -insert very loud, very angry screech here-

TheColdHeartOfHate says: YOU WILL DIE A TERRIBLE FIERY DEATH, INSIGNIFICANT ONE!!!

Cody says: of course I will

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...

TheColdHeartOfHate says: You're... a strange one...

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Normally people are scared of me when I do that...

Cody says: you're not so normal yourself...

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Shut up

Cody says: im not scared cause even if you tried to make me die fierily, you couldn't fit your fat head in my house!

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...Well, I could send my robo-falcons after you, you know

TheColdHeartOfHate says: and they could fit in ur house

Cody says: not if I lock the new invention we call a door

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...they're metal. They'd just fly right through your door. Or window. Or wall...

Cody says: shut up you falcon face!

TheColdHeartOfHate says: IM AN OWL DAMMIT!!!

Cody says: a pretty ugly one

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...My wife didn't think so :)

Cody says: someone liked you?????

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Yep

Cody says: O

Cody says: MY

Cody says: GOD

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I didn't always look like this you know

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I used to be organic

Cody says: -sits down, ready for a story-

Kirmon says: -EAGERLY LISTENS-

TheColdHeartOfHate says: er... -scratches head-

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...why the hell am I telling you all this anyway?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I'm supposed to be the most dastardly villain the world has ever known!

Cody says: for a villain, you're not all that bad

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I feel so loved

TheColdHeartOfHate says: er, wait...

Cody says:. :D

TheColdHeartOfHate says: so, you want a story?

Cody says: yeah

TheColdHeartOfHate says: well, um... what's there to tell? Boy meets girl, they fall in love, they get married, have kids...

Cody says: oiyvey

TheColdHeartOfHate says: oiyvey?

Cody says: yeah, it means, like "oh my god"

TheColdHeartOfHate says: oh, I see

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I dont really keep up with all the new expressions

TheColdHeartOfHate says: with only my robo-falcons to talk to, there isn't really a point, you know?

Cody says: yeah, I guess

TheColdHeartOfHate says: and besides, I don't exactly talk to them, per se

Cody says: you talk to Sly sometimes

Cody says: dont you?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: only once

TheColdHeartOfHate says: And dont remind me of that raccoon

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Actually, don't remind me of the Coopers at all

Cody says: next time you talk to him , just say oiy vey if he says something, err, you know, like weird

TheColdHeartOfHate says: What are the chances of that, do you think?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: of me talking to that damned ringtail again?

Cody says: just do something bad, he works for Interpol

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Rather difficult for me to do something bad when my entire existence is inside of computer chip, isn't it?

Cody says: tell ya what, I'll find the chip and tape it to an owl

Kirmon says: ROFLMAO

TheColdHeartOfHate says: uh... no

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I'll just stay as I am, thanks...

Cody says: why?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Because... well... I really don't know...

Cody says: Clockwerk has left the conversation!

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Hey!

TheColdHeartOfHate has been forced to leave the conversation!

Kirmon says: SO WHY DID U WANT ME TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY

Cody says: he was getting boring

TheBlackParrot has joined the conversation!

Cody says: who is that?

TheBlackParrot says: I'm Aria

Cody says: oh um hi

TheBlackParrot says: So you're Kirmon's little cousin, right?

Cody says: ya

Cody says: wait, how do you know about that

TheBlackParrot says: I was her one of her first OCs in the Sly universe so Ive got special privileges :)

TheBlackParrot says: She puts references to you all the time in her fics

Cody says: good ones?

TheBlackParrot says: Well... -shifty eyes-

Cody says: grrrr

Kirmon says: EHEHE

TheBlackParrot says: Most of the time, I believe

Cody says: good

TheBlackParrot says: Sorry guys, I gtg

TheBlackParrot has left the conversation!
SweetTigress has joined the conversation!

SweetTigress says: Is anyone there?

SweetTigress says: Hello?

Cody says: Neyla

SweetTigress says: let me guess, you're one of Kirmon's buddies

Cody says: listen up you ugly striped lizard!

SweetTigress says: !!!

Cody says: im no buddy of k man

Kirmon says: HEY

SweetTigress says: Well, judging by the way you're acting towards me u are!!!

Cody says: im not, I just like Sly and Mr. Peggie

TehCuteParrot has joined the conversation!

SweetTigress says: Arpeggio... hah... stupid parrot...

TehCuteParrot says: WHAT?!

Cody says: he's smarter than you

TehCuteParrot says: DAMN RIGHT!!

SweetTigress says: Whatever you say, morons

SweetTigress says: Howcome I outwitted him, hmm?

Kirmon says: URGE TO KILL... RISING...

TehCuteParrot says: Shut up, Neyla

Cody says: morons, did you hear that Arpeggio, she thinks we're morons when she's the one who thought Sly fell for her trick!

SweetTigress says: (innocently) What trick?

TehCuteParrot says: -rolls eyes-

Cody says: the one when you tried to make Sly think you were with him!

SweetTigress says: Well I was... in a way...

TehCuteParrot says: riiight

Cody says: uh huh

SweetTigress says: well, we were both against Interpol... and the rest of the Klaww Gang

TehCuteParrot says: -waggles eyebrows- except for Dimitri, hmm?

SweetTigress says: shut up

Cody says: but you just wanted it to be you

SweetTigress says: well, how is that any different from Mr Midget up there?

SweetTigress says: he wanted to rule the world too!

TehCuteParrot: did not!

Cody says: it isn't

Cody says: he got his share

TehCuteParrot says: I thought u were on my side!

SweetTigress says: I lol at u

Cody says: I am

TehCutParrot says: but then what do u mean, I got my share...?

Cody says: you got beaten up by Sly

SweetTigress says: actually, he didn't

SweetTigress says: I squashed him, remember?

TehCuteParrot says: and that HURT, thank you very much

Cody says: by you then, whatever

Cody says: he got what he deserved

TehCuteParrot says: WTF, I thought u were on my side?

TehCuteParrot says: I give up

TehCuteParrot has left the conversation!

SweetTigress says: just me and u now

Kirmon says: AND ME

SweetTigress says: and you

TheMasterHacker has joined the conversation!

Cody says: yay

SweetTigress says: oh shit

Cody says: hiya Bentley

SweetTigress has left the conversation!

TheMasterHacker says: hi Cody

TheMasterHacker says: who was that?

Cody says: Neyla

TheMasterHacker says: She's still alive?!

Cody says: ya apparently

TheMasterHacker says: OMG I thought she died when the Clockwerk frame was destroyed

Cody says: guess not

Ringtail has joined the conversation!

Cody says: hi Sly

Kirmon says: HIYA RINGTAIL

Ringtail says: hey guys

Cody says: where's Murray

Ringtail says: he's working on the van

TheMasterHacker says: I think he's in love with it...

Cody says: Bentley, maybe you should tell Sly what I told you

TheMasterHacker says: What, that Neyla's still alive?

Ringtail says: WHAT?!

Cody says: yeah

Ringtail has left the conversation!

Cody says: Sly! come back!

TheMasterHacker says: I think he's gone to look for her...

TheMasterHacker says: but I can get someone else if u want

Cody says: ok

TheMasterHacker says: k, she's coming in a min or two. I'll brb

(several minutes pass)

AirHeartBabe has joined the conversation!

Cody says: who? Are u?

AirHeartBabe says: I'm Penelope

Cody says: hi

AirHeartBabe says: Nice to meet you

Cody says: you too

Cody says: you're a great RC pilot

AirHeartBabe says: Thanks so much :D

AirHeartBabe says: do u do any RC stuff?

Cody says: yeah, but just little cars

Cody says: they dont even have weapons

AirHeartBabe says: Well its better to start off small anyways, because if you screw up, you wont have to pay a lot or money to fix ur RC car

Cody says: good point

AirHeartBabe says: So tell me, how do you know Bentley?

AirHeartBabe says: like, where did u meet him?

Cody says: well, I really never met him, you know?

AirHeartBabe says: well I didnt know him for a long time in person, either

AirHeartBabe says: I just knew him through chat rooms and stuff

Cody says: same here

AirHeartBabe says: Sorry Cody, I gtg, Murray needs my help with something

AirHeartBabe says: see u around maybe?

Cody says: ok, bye

AirHeartBabe has left the conversation!
TheMasterHacker has left the conversation!
VixenFire has joined the conversation!

VixenFire says: where is everyone?

Cody says: who is this?

VixenFire says: I'm Carmeli - er, Jennifer

Cody says: hi Sly's girlfriend or wife or whatever you are

VixenFire says: WTF

VixenFire says: How do u know about that?

Cody says: I know more than that

VixenFire says: !!!!

VixenFire says: Like what!?

Cody says: I know that your real name is Carmelita Fox

VixenFire says: dammit

VixenFire says: you and me are the only ones here, right?

Cody says: and Kirmon

Kirmon says: HI!!!!!!!

Kirmon has left the conversation!

VixenFire says: ok, that was weird

Cody says: brb

Cody says: im back

Kirmon says: WB

Cody says: you just left the conversation

Kirmon says: ...SHUT UP!! -COUGHS-

Kirmon has left the conversation! Again!

VixenFire says: is she always that weird?

Cody says: oh yeah but usually weirder

VixenFire says: oi vey

Cody says: I also know that you work for Interpol

VixenFire says: well duh, if you know I'm Carmelita then you know I work for Interpol

Cody says: I know that pretty much right when you first saw Sly you liked him and chased him constantly

VixenFire says: -blushes-

VixenFire says: SHUTUP!!!!

VixenFire has left the conversation!

Cody says: I'm on my own

Kirmon has joined the conversation!

Kirmon says: NO YER NOT

Kirmon says: ANYWAY

Kirmon says: WHO SHALL I SUMMON NOW

Kirmon says: MWAHAHA

Kirmon says: LETS SEE

FlameFuMaster has joined the conversation!

Cody says: someone that I know alot about

FlameFuMaster says: You know me? how is that?

FlameFuMaster says: I have never met you

Cody says: hi Panda King

FlameFuMaster says: !!!!!!!!

Kirmon says: U REALLY HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING THAT

Kirmon says: UR GONNA GIVE ONE OF EM A HEART ATTACK

FlameFuMaster says: How do you know me!?!?!

Cody says: I like fireworks and yours are the best

FlameFuMaster says: :D

FlameFuMaster says: Thank you!

FlameFuMaster says: but that still does not explain how you know who I am

Cody says: I know Sly and the gang

Cody says: they tell me about you

FlameFuMaster says: ah, I see... I shall have to tell Dimitri to stop being so talkative...

Cody says: yeah

ThePandaPrincess has joined the conversation!

ThePandaPrincess says: Father?

FlameFuMaster says: Jing! I did not know you had a computer.

ThePandaPrincess says: Well now you do

(several moments pass)

Kirmon says: SAY SOMETHIN

FlameFuMaster says: Such as...?

Kirmon says: NOT U

Cody says: theres nothin to say

Kirmon says: HMM

ThePandaPrincess and FlameFuMaster have been forced to leave the conversation!

ShowMeYourBling has joined the conversation!

Cody says: yo Dimitri!

ShowMeYourBling says: Yo homie!!

ShowMeYourBling says: What's up, dood?

Kirmon says: ROFL

Cody says: not much dog

Cody says: yo Dimitri I can spell the word dood to describe you

Cody says: d: dimwited

Cody says: o: old looking

Cody says: o: ooh does this stink

Cody says: d: dog doodoo

Kirmon is having a major ROFL moment right now!

ShowMeYourBling says: Not cool, cat, not cool at all!!

ShowMeYourBling says: well you, you are

ShowMeYourBling says: C: completely uncool

ShowMeYourBling says: O: Overly stupid

ShowMeYourBling says: D: Dumb

ShowMeYourBling says: Y: Yeah I cant think of anythin for Y

ShowMeYourBling says: so there

SweetTigress has joined the conversation!

ShowMeYourBling says: ah, kitty-cat!

Cody says: go away Neyla!!!!!!!!!!

SweetTigress says: -sticks out tongue-

ShowMeYourBling says: No can do, Cody-mah-bro.

Cody says: dont make me hurt you!

SweetTigress says: and how do you plan to do that?

Cody says: ummm

SweetTigress says: exactly

ShowMeYourBling says: So, Interpol been givin u trouble kit-cat?

SweetTigress says: no, actually

SweetTigress says: Sly almost found me

SweetTigress says: but I got away

Cody says: liar!

SweetTigress says: I may lie a lot, but never to Dimitri

SweetTigress says: you can trust me on that

Kirmon says: DO U HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW WEIRD THAT SOUNDED

Cody says: Sly could find you with blindfolds on and his nose blocked!

ShowMeYourBling says: now THAT is an interesting image, Cody-bro

SweetTigress says: hah, right

Cody says: (private message) (kirmon, bring sly quick)

Kirmon has summoned Ringtail to the conversation!

SweetTigress says: oh shit

SweetTigress has left the conversation!
ShowMeYourBling has left the conversation!

Ringtail says: what is it, Cody?

Cody says: I'm helpin you catch Neyla

Cody says: :D

Ringtail says: !!!

Ringtail says: she was here?

Cody says: yeah, and since you can track, why don't you do that now?

Ringtail says: thanks, Cody!

Cody says: happy to help

Ringtail has left the conversation!

Kirmon says: JUST ME AND U AGAIN

Cody says: yeah

Kirmon says: LETS SEE

Kirmon says: WHO CAN I SUMMON...

BlackWidow has joined the conversation!

Cody says: hi

Cody says: who are you?

BlackWidow says: you may call me the Contessa

Cody says: hi contessa

BlackWidow says: I heard that u were talking to other former Klaww Gang members

Cody says: yeah I was

Cody says: I talked to dimitri

Cody says: umm

Cody says: arpeggio

Cody says: neyla

BlackWidow says: ooh, I'm going to KILL that tigress

Cody says: why?

BlackWidow says: She ruined me! If it weren't for her I'd still be in charge of my 'criminal rehabilitation facility!'

Cody says: poor you, Sly is going after her right now

BlackWidow says: hmm

BlackWidow says: Well, I'll go help him then

Cody says: bye

BlackWidow has left the conversation!
TheColdHeartOfHate has joined the conversation!

Cody says: hiya

TheColdHeartOfHate says: oh, it's you again

TheColdHeartOfHate says: we're the only ones here, right?

Cody says: yeah

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Good. I heard that damned ringtail has been on lately

Cody says: he really isnt bad, if you didn't kill his dad maybe he'd treat you nicer

TheColdHeartOfHate says: -snort-

TheColdHeartOfHate says: it's a mutual hatred, trust me

Cody says: you didn't have to do it, you know

TheColdHeartOfHate says: -shrugs- perhaps not

TheColdHeartOfHate says: but his ancestors were far worse than he is, you know

Cody says: in thievery?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: no, of course not, in fact he's one of the best I've seen at it

TheColdHeartOfHate says: in personality

TheColdHeartOfHate says: greedy and selfish, the lot of them

Cody says: hmmm

TheColdHeartOfHate says: u dont believe me

Cody says: kind of

TheColdHeartOfHate says: well, you should

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I knew them all

TheColdHeartOfHate says: my son even fell in love with one

TheColdHeartOfHate says: oops, u werent supposed to know that

Cody says: I have been inside the Cooper vault and some had quite a lot of gold

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Do you think the Coopers are the only thieving line with a vault like that?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: if you do, u are sorely mistaken

Cody says: huh

TheColdHeartOfHate says: my own family line have a vault like that hidden in the Krack-Karov volcano

TheColdHeartOfHate says: Why else would I make my lair there?

Cody says: you like lava?

TheColdHeartOfHate says: it doesn't harm me

TheColdHeartOfHate says: but it is a little bit disconcerting to swim in it

TheColdHeartOfHate says: not to mention hard to see

Cody says: ive never swam in lava

TheColdHeartOfHate says: I hope not

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ur mortal

TheColdHeartOfHate says: and organic

TheColdHeartOfHate says: you'd be fried within seconds

Cody says: obviously

TheColdHeartOfHate says: well then why did u say you'd never swam in lava?

Cody says: I just felt like talking

TheColdHeartOfHate says: ah

TheColdHeartOfHate says: tis time for me to shut down to recharge... it was nice talking to you

Cody says: bye Clockwerk

SweetTigress has joined the conversation!
TheColdHeartOfHate has left the conversation!

SweetTigress says: YOU TOLD THE CONTESSA ABOUT ME?!?!

SweetTigress says: #!&? you!!

Cody says: (private message) (get sly kirmon!)

SweetTigress has left the conversation!

Kirmon says: TOO LATE

Cody says: oh well

ShowMeYourBling has joined the conversation!

ShowMeYourBling says: yo homies, was kit-cat just here?

Cody says: nope

ShowMeYourBling says: damn

ShowMeYourBling has left the conversation!
VixenFire has joined the convresation!

Cody says: hi carm!

VixenFire says: I heard Neyla is alive!

VixenFire says: is that true?

Cody says: yep

VixenFire says: OOOH! I'M GONNA KILL THAT TRAITOROUS TIGRESS!!

VixenFire has left the conversation!

Kirmon says: HEH, POOR NEYLA

Cody says: oh yeah

Kirmon says: MENTION HER TO CLOCKWERK WHEN HE COMES BACK

Kirmon says: AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS

Cody says: why do you type in caps lock

Kirmon says: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT

Kirmon says: SO THERE

Cody says: sorry k man I have to go eat

Cody says: see ya around

Cody has left the conversation!

Kirmon says: WAAH

Kirmon says: IM ALL ALONE

Kirmon says: SCREW THIS

Kirmon has ended the conversation!

Kirmon hopes to get reviews!
Lots of reviews!
And maybe even some suggestions of who she should roleplay as next in her conversations with her little cousin!
Pretty please with the Clockwerk frame on top?
Kirmon apologizes for stealing Kitty Petro's line! Even though it was modified somewhat!
Kirmon is going to shut up now!