Me and my younger cousin were chatting on MSN a while ago and we somehow ended up doing this roleplay thing where I was myself/every other character and Cody was himself, thanks to the fact that I type way faster than he does. This huge long thing is the result of an extremely cleaned-up version of that; you wouldn't believe how many spelling mistakes and interruptions and whatnot there were in the original...
Please tell me if Cody and myself should try to do another chapter. We probably will do more of the roleplaying thing anyway, but I don't know whether or not anybody will like this... Oh yes, and please tell me whether or not to include OCs. I've already used one, but only briefly (and two more got a mention). So in other words, feedback is very appreciated :)
Oh, and one warning. There is a fair amount of chatroom/message board short form stuff (brb, rofl, etc.) and I left some of the spelling mistakes in (things like forgetting apostrophes/capitals). Anything that looks like -this- signifies an action since the star whatchamacallits don't show up on this site...
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the not-so-charming CAPS LOCK typer named Kirmon and TheBlackParrot (some of you might remember her, but I doubt it...)
I do believe that's the longst author's note I've ever written...
The Theifnet Chatroom
Kirmon has initiated the conversation!
Cody has joined the conversation!
VoodooQueen has joined the conversation!
Cody says: hiya, VoodooQueen
Cody says: I mean, moronic VoodooQueen
Cody says: hiya, moronic VoodooQueen
Kirmon says: ROFL
VoodooQueen says: You'd best not be threatinin me, child, or I'll sent mah voodoo guards after you!
Cody says: voodoo guards my tushy
VoodooQueen says: Humph!
VoodooGuard1 has joined the conversation!
VoodooGuard2 has joined the conversation!
Cody says: I'm sooooo scared!
Cody says: (sarcasm)
VoodooGuard1 and VoodooGuard2 shrink Cody's head to the size of a pea!
Kirmon: ROFL
Cody says: rofl!
VoodooQueen says: That'll teach you!!
Cody says: voodoo person, you're really creepy, you know that?
VoodooQueen says: ...grr.
Cody says: go grr someone else
VoodooQueen has left the conversation!
VooGuard1 and 2 have left the conversation!
Kirmon says: lol, I typed VooGuard
TheColdHeartOfHate has joined the conversation!
Cody says: yay
TheColdHeartOfHate says: mwahahaha
Cody says: Clockwerk
TheColdHeartOfHate says: How do you know who I am?
Cody says: uhhh
Cody says: -sweatdrop-
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...not good enough, puny mortal
Cody says: shut up fat cow!
Kirmon says: LOL
TheColdHeartOfHate says: -insert very loud, very angry screech here-
TheColdHeartOfHate says: YOU WILL DIE A TERRIBLE FIERY DEATH, INSIGNIFICANT ONE!!!
Cody says: of course I will
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...
TheColdHeartOfHate says: You're... a strange one...
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Normally people are scared of me when I do that...
Cody says: you're not so normal yourself...
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Shut up
Cody says: im not scared cause even if you tried to make me die fierily, you couldn't fit your fat head in my house!
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...Well, I could send my robo-falcons after you, you know
TheColdHeartOfHate says: and they could fit in ur house
Cody says: not if I lock the new invention we call a door
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...they're metal. They'd just fly right through your door. Or window. Or wall...
Cody says: shut up you falcon face!
TheColdHeartOfHate says: IM AN OWL DAMMIT!!!
Cody says: a pretty ugly one
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...My wife didn't think so :)
Cody says: someone liked you?????
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Yep
Cody says: O
Cody says: MY
Cody says: GOD
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I didn't always look like this you know
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I used to be organic
Cody says: -sits down, ready for a story-
Kirmon says: -EAGERLY LISTENS-
TheColdHeartOfHate says: er... -scratches head-
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ...why the hell am I telling you all this anyway?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I'm supposed to be the most dastardly villain the world has ever known!
Cody says: for a villain, you're not all that bad
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I feel so loved
TheColdHeartOfHate says: er, wait...
Cody says:. :D
TheColdHeartOfHate says: so, you want a story?
Cody says: yeah
TheColdHeartOfHate says: well, um... what's there to tell? Boy meets girl, they fall in love, they get married, have kids...
Cody says: oiyvey
TheColdHeartOfHate says: oiyvey?
Cody says: yeah, it means, like "oh my god"
TheColdHeartOfHate says: oh, I see
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I dont really keep up with all the new expressions
TheColdHeartOfHate says: with only my robo-falcons to talk to, there isn't really a point, you know?
Cody says: yeah, I guess
TheColdHeartOfHate says: and besides, I don't exactly talk to them, per se
Cody says: you talk to Sly sometimes
Cody says: dont you?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: only once
TheColdHeartOfHate says: And dont remind me of that raccoon
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Actually, don't remind me of the Coopers at all
Cody says: next time you talk to him , just say oiy vey if he says something, err, you know, like weird
TheColdHeartOfHate says: What are the chances of that, do you think?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: of me talking to that damned ringtail again?
Cody says: just do something bad, he works for Interpol
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Rather difficult for me to do something bad when my entire existence is inside of computer chip, isn't it?
Cody says: tell ya what, I'll find the chip and tape it to an owl
Kirmon says: ROFLMAO
TheColdHeartOfHate says: uh... no
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I'll just stay as I am, thanks...
Cody says: why?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Because... well... I really don't know...
Cody says: Clockwerk has left the conversation!
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Hey!
TheColdHeartOfHate has been forced to leave the conversation!
Kirmon says: SO WHY DID U WANT ME TO MAKE HIM GO AWAY
Cody says: he was getting boring
TheBlackParrot has joined the conversation!
Cody says: who is that?
TheBlackParrot says: I'm Aria
Cody says: oh um hi
TheBlackParrot says: So you're Kirmon's little cousin, right?
Cody says: ya
Cody says: wait, how do you know about that
TheBlackParrot says: I was her one of her first OCs in the Sly universe so Ive got special privileges :)
TheBlackParrot says: She puts references to you all the time in her fics
Cody says: good ones?
TheBlackParrot says: Well... -shifty eyes-
Cody says: grrrr
Kirmon says: EHEHE
TheBlackParrot says: Most of the time, I believe
Cody says: good
TheBlackParrot says: Sorry guys, I gtg
TheBlackParrot has left the conversation!
SweetTigress has joined the conversation!
SweetTigress says: Is anyone there?
SweetTigress says: Hello?
Cody says: Neyla
SweetTigress says: let me guess, you're one of Kirmon's buddies
Cody says: listen up you ugly striped lizard!
SweetTigress says: !!!
Cody says: im no buddy of k man
Kirmon says: HEY
SweetTigress says: Well, judging by the way you're acting towards me u are!!!
Cody says: im not, I just like Sly and Mr. Peggie
TehCuteParrot has joined the conversation!
SweetTigress says: Arpeggio... hah... stupid parrot...
TehCuteParrot says: WHAT?!
Cody says: he's smarter than you
TehCuteParrot says: DAMN RIGHT!!
SweetTigress says: Whatever you say, morons
SweetTigress says: Howcome I outwitted him, hmm?
Kirmon says: URGE TO KILL... RISING...
TehCuteParrot says: Shut up, Neyla
Cody says: morons, did you hear that Arpeggio, she thinks we're morons when she's the one who thought Sly fell for her trick!
SweetTigress says: (innocently) What trick?
TehCuteParrot says: -rolls eyes-
Cody says: the one when you tried to make Sly think you were with him!
SweetTigress says: Well I was... in a way...
TehCuteParrot says: riiight
Cody says: uh huh
SweetTigress says: well, we were both against Interpol... and the rest of the Klaww Gang
TehCuteParrot says: -waggles eyebrows- except for Dimitri, hmm?
SweetTigress says: shut up
Cody says: but you just wanted it to be you
SweetTigress says: well, how is that any different from Mr Midget up there?
SweetTigress says: he wanted to rule the world too!
TehCuteParrot: did not!
Cody says: it isn't
Cody says: he got his share
TehCuteParrot says: I thought u were on my side!
SweetTigress says: I lol at u
Cody says: I am
TehCutParrot says: but then what do u mean, I got my share...?
Cody says: you got beaten up by Sly
SweetTigress says: actually, he didn't
SweetTigress says: I squashed him, remember?
TehCuteParrot says: and that HURT, thank you very much
Cody says: by you then, whatever
Cody says: he got what he deserved
TehCuteParrot says: WTF, I thought u were on my side?
TehCuteParrot says: I give up
TehCuteParrot has left the conversation!
SweetTigress says: just me and u now
Kirmon says: AND ME
SweetTigress says: and you
TheMasterHacker has joined the conversation!
Cody says: yay
SweetTigress says: oh shit
Cody says: hiya Bentley
SweetTigress has left the conversation!
TheMasterHacker says: hi Cody
TheMasterHacker says: who was that?
Cody says: Neyla
TheMasterHacker says: She's still alive?!
Cody says: ya apparently
TheMasterHacker says: OMG I thought she died when the Clockwerk frame was destroyed
Cody says: guess not
Ringtail has joined the conversation!
Cody says: hi Sly
Kirmon says: HIYA RINGTAIL
Ringtail says: hey guys
Cody says: where's Murray
Ringtail says: he's working on the van
TheMasterHacker says: I think he's in love with it...
Cody says: Bentley, maybe you should tell Sly what I told you
TheMasterHacker says: What, that Neyla's still alive?
Ringtail says: WHAT?!
Cody says: yeah
Ringtail has left the conversation!
Cody says: Sly! come back!
TheMasterHacker says: I think he's gone to look for her...
TheMasterHacker says: but I can get someone else if u want
Cody says: ok
TheMasterHacker says: k, she's coming in a min or two. I'll brb
(several minutes pass)
AirHeartBabe has joined the conversation!
Cody says: who? Are u?
AirHeartBabe says: I'm Penelope
Cody says: hi
AirHeartBabe says: Nice to meet you
Cody says: you too
Cody says: you're a great RC pilot
AirHeartBabe says: Thanks so much :D
AirHeartBabe says: do u do any RC stuff?
Cody says: yeah, but just little cars
Cody says: they dont even have weapons
AirHeartBabe says: Well its better to start off small anyways, because if you screw up, you wont have to pay a lot or money to fix ur RC car
Cody says: good point
AirHeartBabe says: So tell me, how do you know Bentley?
AirHeartBabe says: like, where did u meet him?
Cody says: well, I really never met him, you know?
AirHeartBabe says: well I didnt know him for a long time in person, either
AirHeartBabe says: I just knew him through chat rooms and stuff
Cody says: same here
AirHeartBabe says: Sorry Cody, I gtg, Murray needs my help with something
AirHeartBabe says: see u around maybe?
Cody says: ok, bye
AirHeartBabe has left the conversation!
TheMasterHacker has left the conversation!
VixenFire has joined the conversation!
VixenFire says: where is everyone?
Cody says: who is this?
VixenFire says: I'm Carmeli - er, Jennifer
Cody says: hi Sly's girlfriend or wife or whatever you are
VixenFire says: WTF
VixenFire says: How do u know about that?
Cody says: I know more than that
VixenFire says: !!!!
VixenFire says: Like what!?
Cody says: I know that your real name is Carmelita Fox
VixenFire says: dammit
VixenFire says: you and me are the only ones here, right?
Cody says: and Kirmon
Kirmon says: HI!!!!!!!
Kirmon has left the conversation!
VixenFire says: ok, that was weird
Cody says: brb
Cody says: im back
Kirmon says: WB
Cody says: you just left the conversation
Kirmon says: ...SHUT UP!! -COUGHS-
Kirmon has left the conversation! Again!
VixenFire says: is she always that weird?
Cody says: oh yeah but usually weirder
VixenFire says: oi vey
Cody says: I also know that you work for Interpol
VixenFire says: well duh, if you know I'm Carmelita then you know I work for Interpol
Cody says: I know that pretty much right when you first saw Sly you liked him and chased him constantly
VixenFire says: -blushes-
VixenFire says: SHUTUP!!!!
VixenFire has left the conversation!
Cody says: I'm on my own
Kirmon has joined the conversation!
Kirmon says: NO YER NOT
Kirmon says: ANYWAY
Kirmon says: WHO SHALL I SUMMON NOW
Kirmon says: MWAHAHA
Kirmon says: LETS SEE
FlameFuMaster has joined the conversation!
Cody says: someone that I know alot about
FlameFuMaster says: You know me? how is that?
FlameFuMaster says: I have never met you
Cody says: hi Panda King
FlameFuMaster says: !!!!!!!!
Kirmon says: U REALLY HAVE GOT TO STOP DOING THAT
Kirmon says: UR GONNA GIVE ONE OF EM A HEART ATTACK
FlameFuMaster says: How do you know me!?!?!
Cody says: I like fireworks and yours are the best
FlameFuMaster says: :D
FlameFuMaster says: Thank you!
FlameFuMaster says: but that still does not explain how you know who I am
Cody says: I know Sly and the gang
Cody says: they tell me about you
FlameFuMaster says: ah, I see... I shall have to tell Dimitri to stop being so talkative...
Cody says: yeah
ThePandaPrincess has joined the conversation!
ThePandaPrincess says: Father?
FlameFuMaster says: Jing! I did not know you had a computer.
ThePandaPrincess says: Well now you do
(several moments pass)
Kirmon says: SAY SOMETHIN
FlameFuMaster says: Such as...?
Kirmon says: NOT U
Cody says: theres nothin to say
Kirmon says: HMM
ThePandaPrincess and FlameFuMaster have been forced to leave the conversation!
ShowMeYourBling has joined the conversation!
Cody says: yo Dimitri!
ShowMeYourBling says: Yo homie!!
ShowMeYourBling says: What's up, dood?
Kirmon says: ROFL
Cody says: not much dog
Cody says: yo Dimitri I can spell the word dood to describe you
Cody says: d: dimwited
Cody says: o: old looking
Cody says: o: ooh does this stink
Cody says: d: dog doodoo
Kirmon is having a major ROFL moment right now!
ShowMeYourBling says: Not cool, cat, not cool at all!!
ShowMeYourBling says: well you, you are
ShowMeYourBling says: C: completely uncool
ShowMeYourBling says: O: Overly stupid
ShowMeYourBling says: D: Dumb
ShowMeYourBling says: Y: Yeah I cant think of anythin for Y
ShowMeYourBling says: so there
SweetTigress has joined the conversation!
ShowMeYourBling says: ah, kitty-cat!
Cody says: go away Neyla!!!!!!!!!!
SweetTigress says: -sticks out tongue-
ShowMeYourBling says: No can do, Cody-mah-bro.
Cody says: dont make me hurt you!
SweetTigress says: and how do you plan to do that?
Cody says: ummm
SweetTigress says: exactly
ShowMeYourBling says: So, Interpol been givin u trouble kit-cat?
SweetTigress says: no, actually
SweetTigress says: Sly almost found me
SweetTigress says: but I got away
Cody says: liar!
SweetTigress says: I may lie a lot, but never to Dimitri
SweetTigress says: you can trust me on that
Kirmon says: DO U HAVE ANY IDEA OF HOW WEIRD THAT SOUNDED
Cody says: Sly could find you with blindfolds on and his nose blocked!
ShowMeYourBling says: now THAT is an interesting image, Cody-bro
SweetTigress says: hah, right
Cody says: (private message) (kirmon, bring sly quick)
Kirmon has summoned Ringtail to the conversation!
SweetTigress says: oh shit
SweetTigress has left the conversation!
ShowMeYourBling has left the conversation!
Ringtail says: what is it, Cody?
Cody says: I'm helpin you catch Neyla
Cody says: :D
Ringtail says: !!!
Ringtail says: she was here?
Cody says: yeah, and since you can track, why don't you do that now?
Ringtail says: thanks, Cody!
Cody says: happy to help
Ringtail has left the conversation!
Kirmon says: JUST ME AND U AGAIN
Cody says: yeah
Kirmon says: LETS SEE
Kirmon says: WHO CAN I SUMMON...
BlackWidow has joined the conversation!
Cody says: hi
Cody says: who are you?
BlackWidow says: you may call me the Contessa
Cody says: hi contessa
BlackWidow says: I heard that u were talking to other former Klaww Gang members
Cody says: yeah I was
Cody says: I talked to dimitri
Cody says: umm
Cody says: arpeggio
Cody says: neyla
BlackWidow says: ooh, I'm going to KILL that tigress
Cody says: why?
BlackWidow says: She ruined me! If it weren't for her I'd still be in charge of my 'criminal rehabilitation facility!'
Cody says: poor you, Sly is going after her right now
BlackWidow says: hmm
BlackWidow says: Well, I'll go help him then
Cody says: bye
BlackWidow has left the conversation!
TheColdHeartOfHate has joined the conversation!
Cody says: hiya
TheColdHeartOfHate says: oh, it's you again
TheColdHeartOfHate says: we're the only ones here, right?
Cody says: yeah
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Good. I heard that damned ringtail has been on lately
Cody says: he really isnt bad, if you didn't kill his dad maybe he'd treat you nicer
TheColdHeartOfHate says: -snort-
TheColdHeartOfHate says: it's a mutual hatred, trust me
Cody says: you didn't have to do it, you know
TheColdHeartOfHate says: -shrugs- perhaps not
TheColdHeartOfHate says: but his ancestors were far worse than he is, you know
Cody says: in thievery?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: no, of course not, in fact he's one of the best I've seen at it
TheColdHeartOfHate says: in personality
TheColdHeartOfHate says: greedy and selfish, the lot of them
Cody says: hmmm
TheColdHeartOfHate says: u dont believe me
Cody says: kind of
TheColdHeartOfHate says: well, you should
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I knew them all
TheColdHeartOfHate says: my son even fell in love with one
TheColdHeartOfHate says: oops, u werent supposed to know that
Cody says: I have been inside the Cooper vault and some had quite a lot of gold
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Do you think the Coopers are the only thieving line with a vault like that?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: if you do, u are sorely mistaken
Cody says: huh
TheColdHeartOfHate says: my own family line have a vault like that hidden in the Krack-Karov volcano
TheColdHeartOfHate says: Why else would I make my lair there?
Cody says: you like lava?
TheColdHeartOfHate says: it doesn't harm me
TheColdHeartOfHate says: but it is a little bit disconcerting to swim in it
TheColdHeartOfHate says: not to mention hard to see
Cody says: ive never swam in lava
TheColdHeartOfHate says: I hope not
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ur mortal
TheColdHeartOfHate says: and organic
TheColdHeartOfHate says: you'd be fried within seconds
Cody says: obviously
TheColdHeartOfHate says: well then why did u say you'd never swam in lava?
Cody says: I just felt like talking
TheColdHeartOfHate says: ah
TheColdHeartOfHate says: tis time for me to shut down to recharge... it was nice talking to you
Cody says: bye Clockwerk
SweetTigress has joined the conversation!
TheColdHeartOfHate has left the conversation!
SweetTigress says: YOU TOLD THE CONTESSA ABOUT ME?!?!
SweetTigress says: #!&? you!!
Cody says: (private message) (get sly kirmon!)
SweetTigress has left the conversation!
Kirmon says: TOO LATE
Cody says: oh well
ShowMeYourBling has joined the conversation!
ShowMeYourBling says: yo homies, was kit-cat just here?
Cody says: nope
ShowMeYourBling says: damn
ShowMeYourBling has left the conversation!
VixenFire has joined the convresation!
Cody says: hi carm!
VixenFire says: I heard Neyla is alive!
VixenFire says: is that true?
Cody says: yep
VixenFire says: OOOH! I'M GONNA KILL THAT TRAITOROUS TIGRESS!!
VixenFire has left the conversation!
Kirmon says: HEH, POOR NEYLA
Cody says: oh yeah
Kirmon says: MENTION HER TO CLOCKWERK WHEN HE COMES BACK
Kirmon says: AND SEE WHAT HE SAYS
Cody says: why do you type in caps lock
Kirmon says: CAUSE I FEEL LIKE IT
Kirmon says: SO THERE
Cody says: sorry k man I have to go eat
Cody says: see ya around
Cody has left the conversation!
Kirmon says: WAAH
Kirmon says: IM ALL ALONE
Kirmon says: SCREW THIS
Kirmon has ended the conversation!
Kirmon hopes to get reviews!
Lots of reviews!
And maybe even some suggestions of who she should roleplay as next in her conversations with her little cousin!
Pretty please with the Clockwerk frame on top?
Kirmon apologizes for stealing Kitty Petro's line! Even though it was modified somewhat!
Kirmon is going to shut up now!
