"I'm home…"

"I'm home…"

"Welcome home, Master!"

"…WTF?!"

(Confused? Believe me so am I…well lets go back to see what happened the night before)

Sasuke Uchiha, Kyoto High's newest student-teacher. He was really handsome and everyone loved him…literately! He had Fan Boys and Fan Girls! He was the heart-throb of Kyoto High, with his jet black hair always lightly covering his dark black, emotionless eyes, his very pale, milky skin, and his flawless looking features. Yup, he was the man of everyone's dreams.

But little did everyone know, he was the loneliest basterd in the world. It just so happens that when he felt most alone, he was on the internet. And it also just happened; he stumbled in to this site "" he read out loud "Make your Niko Doll do anything you want…from sexual actions to house hold chores. This is the Mark III Night Lovers Doll. Just 200,951,341 Yen. If you're lonely they will greet you at your door, if you're sad they will console you, if you horny fuck them senseless. They are the perfect lovers, just click below to buy one now" he again read out loud.

And with no hesitation he bought one. Hey he was rich what the hell did he need to worry for? Right?

(Well that brings us to where we began)

"Welcome home, Master! I am Naruto Uzumaki, the Niko Mark III"

Sasuke was in awed…well you would be too if you saw a golden blonde, blue eyed, half naked boy, with cat ears and a long fluffy blonde tail, calling you Master, right in your living room!

"You don't remember? You bought me, I'm here to please you Master! I will be glad to help you with anything you need!" the boy named Naruto was wearing a semi-long shirt and, by what Sasuke could see, no underwear.

Oh yeah and have I mentioned that Sasuke is bi, because that's kinda important here.

Well upon seeing this lovely yet disturbing sight…the great Uchiha….passed out. Plainly put he didn't dislike this sight at all and that is why he fainted.

time skip

Later on when Sasuke finally awoke…lets just say, it's a good thing he was an Uchiha or he would have fainted…again.

Naruto was just done with his shower and was now fully naked, bent down, looking for something to wear, in Sasuke's closet. Man do I wish I could see that! (I bet you do too Perverts!)

He turned around and noticed Sasuke was up. "Oh hey, Sasuke-seme. I was just getting some clothes. Or do you like me better without them." The last sentence left Naruto's mouth in a very sexy, moan-ish voice. 'Oh god help me…hm, Sasuke-seme…I like the sound of that…but why dose it remind me of something?' Was what Sasuke was thinking. But he, as an Uchiha, would not be taken aback by anyone. So he answered bluntly "definitely…without." Then he smirked as Naruto blushed at Sasuke's bluntness. Sasuke was now feeling pretty aroused just by looking at the blonde's slender; tan, femalely, wet, hot body, so he decided to go along with him…he was very kawii, and he wouldn't be that bad, but also…Sasuke did buy him. But there was a little more to it…he felt like he knew Naruto from somewhere in his past…and he also felt Naruto was important to him in some way. But what was it? This feeling in his chest?

Sasuke got up and walked to Naruto. Naruto was facing him as Sasuke came closer, then Sasuke leaned down and…kissed the blonde! The kiss was passionate and hot, but all good things must end, as Naruto pulled away and his deep blue eyes were watery as he said "so you do remember, Sasuke! I…I'm glad"

WOW what the hell dose Naruto mean!? Well if you want to know just give me as much reviews as possible!! Hope you liked it, but its not over so tell me what you think!