Hazama's Valentine's Day


"Ehehehehehehehehehehe… ahahahahahahahaha… AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hazama began laughing manically over his next evil plan to humiliate Ragna (and Sector Seven as a bonus) on Valentine's Day!


The plan was a perfect trolling mockery of the whole concept of Valentine's Day. To put it simply Hazama was going to torment Ragna using his brother Jin Kisaragi and his 'love' for Ragna, put in a large public area, and the best part was that he already had several snapshot cameras and video cameras all set up in the area for his plan so Ragna's humiliating experience was going to be made utterly public knowledge especially after it gets put in the NOL newspaper if everything went to plan.

Now all he had to do was find Jin, send him a letter telling him where Ragna was (or if for some reason that did not work use some sleeping gas and maybe some slow-acting aphrodisiac on Jin and bring him over to Ragna's house and put him in bed with Ragna when he was asleep) then as Ragna comes out screaming like a girl and runs down the heavily crowded and populated street that his house is on in nothing but his boxers with Jin chasing him, all the cameras he installed in the area would both take snapshots of the whole thing and video tape it!

As for the bonus of humiliating Sector Seven he was going to sneak undetected into their not so secret (as least to Hazama because he knows about it) base and then sabotage the electrical and computer systems causing them to go haywire as well as cause their defensive systems (hidden turrets and hidden electrocution devices) to also go haywire and turn on them but right before that he was going to attach some of the extremely long loose (and active) electrical wire right onto the tails of the sleeping Kokonoe and NOL traitor Makoto Nanaya so when he activated their sabotaged system they would quite literally get the SHOCK OF THEIR LIVES!

But the best Trolling Trick he going to use was going to be on his old buddy Hakumen! And this could not have been a more perfect time to do so for old Haku needed his suit charged again and go into a coma like state on a metal slab of an operating table (Like Cyborg from Teen Titans) which would allow him to download a special program of his into Hakumen's suit and watch the results when he woke up and the program activated. And of course this as well as everything else mentioned would be recorded and videotaped!

"With this program you will defiantly Dance Hakumen, Hhehehehe… YOU'LL DANCE LITERALLY! Hehehehehehahahahahah… ahahahahahahaha… HYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Hazama could not help but laugh manically as he looked at the program that he was going to use. Said program was filled several hilarious yet awesome dance moves and techniques, including several made by Michael Jackson!

It was now time to put his plan into action, and make preparations for a truly epic TROLL STORM! "AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!"

To be continued in the second chapter…

A/N: Sorry for stopping it here but I wanted to make sure it was posted exactly on Valentine's Day and it was almost bed time. Oh and please Review.