Title: Why Your Cat Grins Like That?
Author/Artist: Hanyo
Characters/Pairing: Sam/Dean
Fandom: Supernatural
Rating: PG
Summary: This day for the lose.
Warnings: Short crack.
Notes: You all know about those cat/dog/etc. macros right? Captioned pictures of animals doing silly things? Well, I love them way too much. If you don't know about them you won't understand this. Also, the title is a line from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. It's from the scene where Alice asks The Duchess about the Chesire Cat.
A thin, brown dog lounged lazily on a cheap, tacky, dark blue and green striped comforter. It wasn't like him, to be honest; lazy wasn't really something he did, but, in his defense, there was nothing to do. Nothing. The laptop had blue-screened earlier (what the fuck?!) and since he didn't have opposable thumbs (he never should've taken those for granted), opening doors and driving were not happening.
And it was raining outside.
This day for the lose.
So, all that the dog could do was lie around with his brown ears drooping over his big eyes in traditional emo fashion, until he somehow magically became human and/or his brother came out of the bathroom.
The dog sighed and stretched out on the bed until he looked like he was doing an army crawl. His tail was limp in-between his legs and his ears picked up when he thought he heard the squeaking sound of rusty hinges. Excluding the rain against the window, everything was silent after that (he sure as hell wasn't going to say anything- nothing would come out the way he wanted it to; really). He was sure of it.
So of course, he was very surprised when a brown-tinted yellow cat jumped onto his back excitedly and yelled,
"Surprise buttsex, Sammy!!!"
