Disclaimer: I obviously own them! We're cuddling right now…They sent you a hi by the way.

Dear Mr. Drake Parker,

Your hotness performs a criminal act of no extent! I highly recommend you stop being this sexy or I'll feel obligated to report you to the authorities.

Yours truly,

Josh Nichols


Dear Josh,

In case you don't remember I get this hot because of you. If you stop wiggling your sexiness around me maybe it'll help.

Happily yours,

D.P.


Dear Drake,

You DO know what D.P. stands for, right? And I'm serious, I'll report you mercilessly.

Much love,

Josh


Dear Josh,

No, I don't. Tell me please, I really wanna know. And you'd never report, you know what they do to guys like me in prison, are you really willing to share me with Big Tom?

Uncontrollably yours,

DP


Dear Mr. D.P.

You're right, I'd rip my heart out first than have you hurt – or shared. And for your amazement DP stands for DOUBLE PENETRATION! Careful how you sign notes and autographs from now on.

Ever yours,

J.


Josssssshhhhh,

What are you saying??? Who should we call? I'm seriously tending to Craig and Eric, do you think I could handle? Three's a party but… You may have to help instead of lurk.

Forever yours,

Drake


Stop it, now! Pervert!

J.


Anything at your request, cupcake.

Anyways, you know where to find me.

D.

xo


Thank you. * evil grin *