Total Humiliation

By- ainaak ka-lyrra

It was a nice brilliant day at Hogwarts, owls were chirping, students were chatting and enjoying their Saturday morning lunch.

One girl in particular by the name of Essie Dura laughed as one of her closest friends made a joke. She really loved her life at Hogwarts, she was well liked, she was pretty, modest and she happened to be dating one of the hottest guys in Hogwarts. His name, Harlem Potter, Harry Potter's oldest son, him being several minutes older than his twin Harlan.

Her life would have stayed wonderful if Harlan and the rest of the Potter Spawns, as known as by Professor Snape, hadn't filled Harlem with enough alcohol to kill a dragon and then dragged him off in preparation of what was going to be the most humiliating day of Essie's life.

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All of the students attention was drawn to the Great Hall doors when they slammed open, standing there were the Potter Siblings, or Spawns, depending on who you asked. Panther and Eclipse seemed to be holding up Harlem for some reason. Their destination became apparent when they all, except Lily and Jamie who were no where to be seen, got up on the stage.

Everyone's interest was perked, were they going to put on another show? Their questions and prayers were answered when the boys began to set their stuff up.

"Today a dedication song will be sang, it will be sang by Harlem and is dedicated to his girlfriend Essie, it is called 'What Goes Around/ Comes Around'" Panther said smiling coldly.

Essie frowned and she tried to get up but found herself stuck to her seat. Apparently Lily and Jamie had been standing behind her and had glued her to her chair.

(What Goes Around/ Comes Around- by- Justine Timberlake)

"Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man?
You know I gave you the world

You had me in the palm of your hand
So why your love went away
I just can't seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find...

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it's all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don't want to think about it
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it

Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can't do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around

(should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
That's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that
What goes around comes around
Yeah

What goes around comes around
You should know that

Don't want to think about it (no)
Don't want to talk about it
I'm just so sick about it
Can't believe it's ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it (yeah)
I just can't do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way it's really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should've known better when you came around

(should've known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it's breaking my heart to watch you run around
'Cause I know that you're living a lie
But that's okay baby 'cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Comes Around interlude:

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get's a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he's doing to you
What you did to me
Ain't that the way it goes

When you cheated girl
My heart bleeded girl

So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain't somebody with a lot of sympathy
You'll see

(What goes around comes back around)I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey

(The Boys looked like they wanted to get off the stage and laugh in her face)

( Essie tried to get up again but realized she was still stuck to her chair)

laughs

See?
You should've listened to me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Because
(What goes around comes back around)

laughs"

Essie was horrified, how did he find out?. Her attention was drawn back to the stage when she heard some speaking. "You Fuck with our brother and it is-!" Python started, his snake slitted olive green eyes reflecting malice. "Total Humiliation!" hissed Lily and Jamie, who were on either side of her, in her ears.

Essie's eyes filled with tears as she looked around, as if trying to seek help but everyone was staring at her, some in pity, others in disgust. You didn't cheat on ANY of the Potter siblings, the thought shouldn't even cross your mind, it was stupid AND suicidal. Stupid because all of them had gotten all of the attractive features from their parents, and suicidal because if one of their siblings found out you would wish that they had just killed you instead of what ever cruel and unusual thing they had done. Essie was getting no kind of help from them.

After realizing that she was no longer stuck to her chair, Essie hopped up and ran out of the Great Hall in tears. Solar felt a little bad, seeing as it wasn't gentlemanly to make a female cry, but the bitch had it coming. Solar glanced at his older brother and frowned in concern when he noticed Harlem was hanging onto the microphone stand, trying not to fall over. Solar knew that when Harlem got over his Hogwart sized hangover he would be horrified when he found out that not only did he actually get drunk, but he also humiliated the love of his life, or well used to be love of his life until they found out she cheated on him and they humiliated her and all.

Solar went to lead his brother to their dorms but then Harlan popped up with a bottle, that looked a lot like fire whisky, and pushed it into Harlem hands who started drinking it. "Come on Harlem, let's sing that song Uncle Fred and George sang three years ago." he said excitedly. Recognition filled Harlem's eyes as he nodded slowly. Before standing up straight. If it weren't for the fact that his eyes were a bit blood shot and he was wear a uncharacteristic predatory smirk on his face, one wouldn't think that he had even touched a bottle of alcohol.

(Shake That- By- Eminem ft. Nate Dogg)

Intro -Harlan

Shady, Aftermath
There she goes shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

Verse 1 -Harlan

Get buzzed, get drunk, get crunked, get fucked up
Hit the strip club don't forget ones get your dick rubbed
Get fucked, get sucked, get wasted, shit faceted
Pasted, blasted, puke drink up, get a new drink
Hit the bathroom sink, throw up
Wipe your shoe clean, got a routine
Knowin still got a few chunks on your shoestring
Showin I was dehydrated till the beat vibrated
I was revibed as soon as this Bitch gyrated
And hips and licked them lips and that was it
I had to get Nate Dogg here to sing some shit

Verse 2 -Harlem

Two to the one from the one to the three

I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen 'em drop
If I ain't got a weapon I'ma pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm gonna continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie

Verse 3 -Harlan

We bout to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut
Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up

Chorus -Harlem

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Come on girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me

Verse 4 -Harlan

I'm a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Open your mouth for about four or five minutes
Take a little bit of this fluoride rinse
Swish but don't spit it, swallow and I'll finish
Yeah me and Nate d-o double g
Looking for a couple bitches with some double d's
Pop a little champagne and a couple E's
Slip it in her bubbuly, we finna finna have a party

Verse 5 -Harlem

Have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (Go head shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl I can fuck in my hummer truck
Apple Bottom jeans and a big Ol' slut
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I want a bitch that sit at the crib with no panties on
Knows that she can but she won't say no

(Harlem Pulled a surprised looking Hufflepuff girl up on the stage and yanked her to him so her back was to him)

Now look at this lady all in front of me, sexy as can be

Tonight I want a slut, will you be mine?
I heard you was freaky from a friend of mine

(Harlan danced up to them and rubbed himself against the poor thing, making her face turn redder)

Bridge -Harlan

Now I hope you don't get mad at me
But I told Nate you was a freak
He said he wants a slut, hope you don't mind
I told him how you like it from behind

(Then he trailed his tongue down her neck. And she fainted)

Chorus -Harlen

(After passing her to her friends they gave each other a high fives)

Shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
Ohh girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
C'mon girl, shake that ass for me, shake that ass for me
We bout' to have a party (turn the music up)
Let's get it started (go ahead shake your butt)
I'm lookin for a girl with a body and a sexy strut

Wanna get it poppin baby step right up
Some girls they act retarded
Some girls are bout it bout it
I'm lookin for a girl that will do whatever the fuck
I say everyday she be givin it up

Outro -Harlan

There she goes, shaking that ass on the floor
Bumpin and grindin that pole
The way she's grindin that pole
I think I'm losing control

God, come on

Harlan makes noises

I ain't leavin' without you bitch

Coming home with me

And my boy, and his boy, and his boy, and his gurl

haha, Harlem

deep breathing"

After the music went off Harlem just about collapsed, but Solar held him up and quickly walked out, towards their dorms. Harlan ran out after them. "Hey don't go yet, the party's just started!" He called after his brother, making Solar roll his eyes as he ignored Harlan.

"Oh really?". Came a voice behind him. Harlan froze and slowly turned around before meeting the eyes of Professor Snape. "Yeah". Harlan said slowly with a 'I just said that look' on his face. Severus rolled his eyes in irritation. "What have I told you about getting you siblings drunk and then having them make the Hufflepuff students faint?" He asked, raising an eyebrow. "Uh... to not do it?" Harlan asked more than said. "Exactly, so why have you done it?"

"Because Harlems ex-girlfriend is a bitch" was Harlan's reply.

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"I take it you have learned of what your children have done" Albus said, with a stern look on his face. Harry nodded, running a hand through his mid-back length hair. "Yeah" was the only thing he said. Albus' eyebrows rose, "You aren't angry at their actions? They have run the poor girl out of Hogwarts, she is attending Salem for the rest of her education."Albus explained.

Harry shrugged, "I never liked her anyway".

THE END

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