Me: I'm back people. Did you miss me?

Everyone of the cast for this fic: NO!

Me with slight tears in my eyes: Well you didn't have to be so rude about it! I only put like what 11 people in the hospital with my prank war and those were the villains for Pete's Sake!?

Zuko while aiming a dagger at my head: I'M NOT A VILLAIN ANYMORE!

Me: Throw that knife and you will be.

Zuko lowers the knife and crosses his arms with a scowl on his face at the thought of me being right.

Me while wearing a camping uniform: Well I hope you've got your sunscreen and bug spray 'cause we're going on camp!

Everyone: WHAT?!

Me: Suck it up you big babies. It's not like I can unleash a pack of hungry ecto-infused hot dogs on you in the middle of nowhere!

Chavonne: She has a point.

Everyone nods their heads slowly as the put down their weapons as I smile a triumphant grin.

Me: Now let's get on with the story but first someone special is here to do the disclaimer. Please welcome the one and only Chris McClain!

Chris appears in a puff of red smoke.

Chris: Thank you Chavonnie for making me camp councillor. I believe you all know me from the Total Drama Series?

Everyone looks at me with glares.

Me: No worries I told him he can't kill anyone.

Dani: Ah but to quote Genie from Aladdin: the Return of Jafar "You'd be surprized what you can live through"

Me with an anime sweat drop on my head: You saw through that. Chris quick do the disclaimer.

Chris: Chavonnie26 owns only herself, Chavonne, the Catapult of Indescribable Stink and Pain and Camp Ecto-Magic. Sabrina belongs to princessbinas and everyone else belongs to their respective creators. Now let's head over to Total Drama Phantom!

"Welcome everyone to Camp Ecto-Magic your new home for the rest of the summer." Chavonnie26 said as she stood on a rickety old dock, that had seen better days, with 21 other people.

Everyone looked at her with a look that said 'Really?'

"It was the only name I could think of plus no worries the hot dogs were taken care of remember?" Chavonnie said as she snapped her fingers and everyone's suitcases appeared in a pile behind her.

"How is it we always get dragged into these things?" Chavonne asked as she swatted at some ghost mosquitoes which were annoying everyone.

"Do you really want to know the answer to that question?" Chavonnie asked her as she raised an eyebrow.

"Now that I think about it. No not at all." Chavonne said as a shudder racked her body at the thought of Chavonnie's powers.

"Beastboy there you are! I've been looking for you! You're going to be our head chef!" Chavonnie said as she dragged her boyfriend to the front of the crowd to stand by her but he didn't seem to mind.

"NO!" Shouted all the carnivores dramatically.

"YES!" Shouted all the herbivores at the same time but excitedly.

The omnivores didn't really care.

"Oh give it a break. Think of it as an exciting new experience for your taste buds plus tofu doesn't taste that bad." Chavonnie said while shooting the meat eaters a glare that could kill.

"Yo have you even tried that garbage?" Cyborg asked her angrily.

"Yes, have you?" Chavonnie asked him as everyone watched the verbal battle between her and Cyborg with interest.

"No." Cyborg said dejectedly.

"Now I would like to introduce my fellow camp councillor the one and only Chris McClain and no Danny he's not related to Ember so you can't blast him." Chavonnie said as she wearily eyed Danny who crossed his arms over his chest.

Chris appeared in a puff of red smoke.

"Thank you Chavonnie for giving me this gig. And I see you found contestants that can probably survive my challenges." Chris said as he stood by Chavonnie and gave her a noogie.

Everyone sucked in a sharp breathe and waited to see if Chris might survive. Chavonnie's eyes turned a bright blue and Chris was catapulted into the sky.

"Oops but you should know that the only person I let touch me is my boyfriend." Chavonnie told Chris when he landed.

"Good to know now." Chris said as he tried to fix his hair while looking as green as the sky.

"Why do we have to do this in the ghost zone? I mean we could get killed not only by the challenges but by the ghosts as well." Danny said as he kept turning around obviously looking for the ghosts.

"Relax. Seriously. What ghost in its right mind would attack a person who can warp reality or someone with the power to destabilize them?" Chavonnie said as she wiggled her fingers causing the luggage to move to the four cabins that could be seen on the hill behind her.

"Okay first off we need to make the teams. Aang, Katara, Sokka, Toph and Suki please stand over there." Chavonnie said as she pointed to the area where the luggage had just been.

The listed teens shared a look that was borderline scared and did what she said without hesitation.

"You guys are the Lily Livers." Chavonnie said as she threw them a flag that had a picture of a lily on it.

They sent her glares but didn't argue after seeing what she did to Chris just for touching her.

"Danny, Dani, Chavonne, Raven, and Sabrina please could you float in the air for a bit." Chavonnie asked them politely as they rose into the air above the Lily Livers.

"You guys are the Half and Half's." Chavonnie said as she threw up a flag that had fairies, ghosts, and ravens around the border and in the center was a picture of a cartoon of Half and Half cream for coffee.

Next thing she knew she was covered in black energy and 20 meters in the air.

"Get me down! Get me DOWN! I'm afraid of heights!" Chavonnie screamed in a voice so high that most of the contestants covered their ears in pain.

In a flash of blue she was back on the ground and literally kissing the floor in relief.

"Ow splinter." Chavonnie said as she pulled out a splinter from her lip.

"Dan, Jake, Tucker, Cyborg, and Zuko please step forward." Chavonnie said as she healed her lip but spoke with a small lisp.

"You guys are the Tighty Whities." Chavonnie said as she tossed an underwear shaped flag at the before listed teens.

Little did they know it was actually Jack's old smelly underwear.

"Sam, Jack, Maddie, Vlad, and Alex Russo you guys are the Skunk Punks." Chavonnie said as she threw them a flag with a skunk on it.

"You just love humiliating us don't you?" Vlad asked her as Jack started to ramble on about how the name of his team was the same as the name of his old band and showed the newspaper clipping about it that read 'THE SKUNK PUNKS STINK'.

"How'd you figure it out?" Chavonnie asked sweetly but anyone could have seen she was forcing herself to.

"Now everyone get to your cabins and I'll call you when it's time for your first challenge and trust me if you thought the prank war was humiliating then you've seen nothing yet." Chavonnie said as her eyes lit up and she smiled a smile you only see on villains.

Everyone gulped and ran to their cabins leaving the two lovebirds and the extremely annoying co-host behind.

With the Lily Livers….

"Is she kidding us?" Sokka asked as he caught sight of the cabin.

It was skilfully decorated and each of the four elements were incorporated beautifully.

"This place is way too girly!" Sokka said as he saw all the flowers that were actually growing inside the house.

Katara socked him on the back of the head and said "Shhh she might hear you."

"Well I like it." Toph said as she crashed onto one of the beds and found out the mattress was stuffed with rose petals.

"I wonder how long she had this planned." Suki said as she laid down on her own bed after she checked out her closet and found all her clothes were already there.

"Don't know don't care." Sokka said as he tried out his own bed and found lily petals in his mattress.

"Please may everyone report to the beach by the glass house?" Chavonnie's voice broad casted all over the camp.

"And just when I was getting comfortable." Sokka complained.

With the Half and Half's…..

"I like her style." Raven said as she saw the black cabin that was outlined in pink, blue and neon green.

There were ghosts, fairies and ravens all carved into the woodwork. The inside was just as black as the outside and each piece of furniture was in each person's favourite colour.

"She knows us so well it's kinda freaky." Sabrina said as she sat down on her pink bed that had fairies carved into the bed frame.

"Agreed." Chavonne said as she sat on her own bed that was electric blue with snowflakes carved into the frame.

"That's my bed!" Dani shouted at Danny.

"No it's mine!" Danny shouted back at her as they fought for the blue bed that had ghosts and space ships carved into it.

"Please may everyone report to the beach by the glass house?" Chavonnie's voice broad casted all over the camp.

"Thank goodness." Raven said as she got up from her own bed that was a deep midnight blue with ravens carved into it.

With the Tighty Whities…..

"Aw man." Jake said as he saw the all-white cabin that was littered with underwear.

The inside was just as white as the outside and the only bit of colour in the room was the yellow sticky note from Chavonnie that said 'You guys are called the Tighty Whities for a reason.'

Zuko burned the piece of paper after he read it.

"I swear that girl makes me want to go back to being a villain." Dan said as he marked his bed with an ecto-blast.

"Ditto." Zuko said as he marked his bed by burning part of the bed frame not even noticing the intricate flame designs on the headboard that took Chavonnie hours to do by hand.

"Please may everyone report to the beach by the glass house?" Chavonnie's voice broad casted all over the camp.

"Finally." Tucker shouted as he marched out the room ready to demand for his electronics back.

He was already going into tech withdrawal.

With the Skunk Punks…..

"She really did spare no expense." Sam said when she saw the cabin was one big tree that had vines growing around it.

"Definitely." Maddie said as she saw the inside.

It looked like the furniture was actually growing out of the cabin and each bed looked like it was done according to their personalities. Alex crashed on the couch and munched on some pretzels as she turned on the TV and played a movie.

"I still can't believe I have to be on the same team as that buffoon and a teenage girl we don't even know." Vlad muttered under his breath but said buffoon heard him all the same.

"I'd watch what you say Vlad. Chavonnie let me keep all my weapons." Jack said with a gleam in his eyes.

"Please may everyone report to the beach by the glass house?" Chavonnie's voice broad casted all over the camp.

"This is going to be fun." Sam said as she headed out the door.

"I just want to stay here on the couch..." Alex mumbled and got up.

At the challenge…

"Your first challenge is a little something that me and princessbinas came up with called Stank Dodge Ball!" Chavonnie said as she stood in front of everyone who were seated in the stands.

"Uhhh what is Stank Dodge Ball?" Aang asked her as he rubbed his eye.

"WHOOO! I love a good game of STANKBALL!" Cyborg shouted.

"Good for you, robot I don't know." Alex said blatantly.

Beast Boy appeared beside Chavonnie but in a chef's uniform.

"So do I. That's why I chose it for the first challenge." Chavonnie said as she gave BB a little kiss on the cheek.

"I hate dodge ball!" Danny complained as Chris came up to Chavonnie and Beastboy with a duffle bag that had stink lines coming from it.

"Why is there a foul smell coming from that bag?" Sabrina asked while pinching her nose.

"Ugh! Don't tell me you went dumpster diving in Max's room! It smells like a cow died in there!" Alex said while looking as green as the water and sky outside.

"Who's Max?" Vlad asked her though it was a little obvious he didn't want to know.

"My younger brother who loves causing chaos without magic. He's the one you found in the hamper during your pranks. I was forced here because of that, old man! You know what, you look like Professor Crumbs and he is over 1000 years old!" Alex responded with typical teenage wit.

Vlad glared at her for calling him an old man but she just laughed.

"Your fun to annoy. Much more fun than Justin!" Alex said as she clutched her sides from laughing so much.

Vlad sighed at that and thought 'Great now I have to deal with another teen that has a teen wit. Danny and his friends are bad enough.'

"Can I please have your attention?" Chavonnie asked while hoping to get the challenge started.

The fumes from the bag were starting to get to her and most of the contestants in the front row.

"Good. Ok rules are you get hit with the ball you're out. So basically dodge ball rules but here's the catch. This is the ball." Chavonnie said as she unzipped the bag and showed everyone a ball made up of heaven knows what that stank like Beastboy and Max's rooms put together.

"There is no way I'm playing dodge ball with that!" Vlad shouted as he made a move to leave.

"Who said you have a choice?" Chavonnie asked him as he seemed to be frozen.

"First team completely out has to vote someone off tonight at the bon fire ceremony and the team with the last person standing gets a huge reward." Chavonnie said as more stankballs appeared around the room for the game.

"Please tell me it's meat!" Cyborg and Tucker shouted at Chavonnie at the same time.

"No you tech-loving carnivores it's not meat but something way better." Chavonnie said while shaking her head at the two carnivores who humphed and crossed their arms at her response.

"A change of the team name?" Zuko asked hopefully.

Chavonnie sent him a look that said 'Did you really just ask me that?'

"You all have 10 minutes to come up with a strategy then when the buzzer goes you begin. Now if you'll excuse me I have to go check on dinner. Somehow tameranian spices and ectoplasm ended up in the spice rack and now we have mutant tofu lasagnes running around the property." Chavonnie said as she disappeared in a puff of blue smoke with Beastboy and Chris.

Outside the tinted windows the sounds of a fight could clearly be heard.

With Chavonnie, Chris and Beastboy….

"How is it ectoplasm when mixed with tameranian spices is immune to my powers?" Chavonnie asked as she fired a Fenton Bazooka at the mutant lasagnes.

"No clue." Chris said as he battled his own lasagne in a Fenton Peeler.

"How are we supposed to take 'em down and round them up for next week's challenge?" Beastboy asked as he transformed into a t-rex to battle a particularly big one.

"Lure them into a trap with ectoplasm?" Chris suggested as one lasagne bit off his weapon.

"Good idea." Chavonnie said as she conjured up a vat of ectoplasm in the cave that was nearby.

The lasagnes immediately stopped fighting them and ran into the cave. Once they were all in the cave Chavonnie closed it with a boulder.

"That has to be the longest ten minutes of my life." Chavonnie said as she almost fainted with exhaustion.

"Ditto. I'm a TV show host not a warrior." Chris said as he retracted the Fenton Peeler and looked just as exhausted as BB and Chavonnie.

"Well at least we caught them for next week's challenge." BB said as they all teleported back to the glass house in which the challenge was being hosted.

The scene that greeted them was everyone at each other's throats literally in some cases.

"WHAT HAPPENED HERE?!" Chavonnie roared when she saw everyone fighting.

"He/She started it!" they all shouted in unison and got back to fighting.

"I don't care who started it but I'm ending it!" Chavonnie yelled and everyone but her, BB and Chris were covered in a blue glow and thrown in different directions.

"Now that I have your attentions. It's now time for the challenge and please try not to kill each other." Chavonnie said as she, BB and Chris sat down in the stands.

Everyone lined up in their teams and faced one another.

"Oh and before I forget. No one can use their powers and begin!" Chavonnie said as she rested her head on Beastboy's shoulder.

The moment Danny heard her say that he took up a ball and threw it at Vlad. It hit with dead (Really pad pun) accuracy.

"Why you little –"Vlad growled but was cut off by more stankballs being thrown at him all of which hit him with complete accuracy.

"Vlad you're out and you might want to consider getting a shower." Chavonnie said as she tried to find any sign of Vlad under the mess.

Soon everyone but Cyborg and Sabrina were out and the Skunk Punks were heading for elimination that night.

"Dang girl you're good." Cyborg said as he threw a stank ball in her direction.

"Why thank you." Sabrina said as she dodged Cyborg's throw and hid behind a section of the stands as Cyborg kept firing at her but she dodged each time all while holding a ball close to her chest.

Everyone else was watching the challenge like one might watch an interesting tennis match.

"Go Sabrina!" Chavonnie and the Half and Half's cheered.

"Let's go Cyborg!" Beastboy and the Tighty Whities cheered.

It looked like the challenge might end in a tie until…

"ACHOO!" Chavonnie sneezed and some of her powers leaked out and froze Cyborg in place just long enough for Sabrina to throw her ball and hit him.

"Congratulations Sabrina you just won the challenge!" Chavonnie announced as Cyborg became unfrozen.

"No fair I was frozen from your sneeze!" Cyborg complained to Chavonnie as she came down the stands with the Half and Half's.

"Life got fair? Why wasn't I told?" Chavonnie asked sarcastically causing Cyborg to cross his arms and pout.

"Half and Half's you just won the challenge. I bet you want to know what your reward is right?" Chavonnie asked them when they calmed down a little.

They nodded.

"Your reward is…... A hot tub and you can use it for the rest of the summer." Chavonnie said as a black, blue, green and pink hot tub appeared outside their cabin.

They cheered and ran to go enjoy it.

"Skunk Punks I'll see you tonight at the campfire." Chavonnie said as she, BB and Chris disappeared dramatically in a puff of blue smoke.

At dinner, in the dining hall with the Skunk Punks…

"So who are we voting off?" Alex asked her team as she ate her salad.

"Please vote me off please. I'd rather face a catapult than stay here." Vlad pleaded.

"OK." The Skunk Punks said in unison.

At dinner, in the dining hall with everyone else….

"Yo there no way I'm eating this slop." Cyborg shouted as he and Tucker stomped towards the kitchen to give Beastboy a piece of their minds.

Cyborg yanked open the door and found that no one was in the kitchen.

"If you have any complaints not regarding the food please see me tomorrow at breakfast." Chavonnie's voice broadcasted over the intercom system.

Cyborg and Tucker grumbled to themselves and sat back down in their seats.

At the campfire that night…..

"Campers at most camps marshmallows represent a delicious treat, at this camp they represent life. If you receive a marshmallow you are safe. If you don't it's the Catapult of Indescribable Stink and Pain for you." Chavonnie said as she faced the Skunk Punks with a plate of marshmallows in her hand.

"Sam, Jack and Maddie you guys are safe." Chavonnie said as she tossed them each a marshmallow (Vegan of course).

"This is the final marshmallow if you don't get it you're out and you can't come back. Ever." Chavonnie said as she put emphasis on the last word and saw that Alex and Vlad didn't look nervous.

In fact Vlad actually looked excited.

"Alex you're in Vlad you're out." Chavonnie said getting right to the point as she tossed Alex the marshmallow.

"Finally." Vlad said as he walked to the catapult that was filled with whatever Chavonnie could find in the bottom layers of filth in Max and Beastboy's rooms.

"Totsiens jy groot vrug lus. Next stop failing Afrikaans!" Chavonnie said as she launched Vlad into the sky.

As soon as he was out of sight she turned to the camera.

"What an exciting episode! Who will win? Who will lose? Will Tucker be able to survive without his technology and Cyborg without his meat? Will I pass Afrikaans? The answers to these questions and more next time on total. Drama. PHANTOM!" Chavonnie said to the camera and as she shouted the last word the screen went black.