A/N: Parody! I have three more maybe better maybe not as good ones of these :

Disclaimer: MR not mine

However this plot came out of MY head. So I probably own it.

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Maximum Ride: The Parody (In Screenplay Version)

Fang: waking up Mornin' Max.

Max: been awake for several hours, thinking Hey, Fang.

Fang: sits up So...what now?

Max: shrugs Dunno. Just sit here, I guess.

SILENCE

Fang: cute thinking face Wanna make-out?

Max: blushes W-what?!

Fang: rolls eyes I said, wanna make-out?

Max: Uh...I-I d-don't...I mean...um...

Fang: shrugs Good enough for me.

Fang leans in and kisses Max, who takes a split-second to wonder if she should push away, but decides to just go with it instead. Mostly because he was hot. And a good kisser.

Gazzy: walks in tiredly, wiping sleep from his eyes Max? What's for—AHHHH!

Iggy: walking in What is it, Gazzy? Is someone here?!

Gazzy: Uh...yeah. Two someone's.

Nudge and Angel enter

Nudge: Whoa. gapes

Angel: grins broadly I knew they liked each other!

Nudge: rolls eyes Duh. Even I can see that...and I can't read minds...you'd have to be an idiot to miss—

Gazzy: interrupts I didn't know!

Nudge: Uh...a very smart idiot. The smartest idiot in the batch...

Iggy: rolls eyes Yeeeaaaaah...

SILENCE (except for the noise of Max and Fang's make-out session)

Iggy: So...shuffles feet do you think their gunna stop anytime soon?

Nudge: tilts head to get a better view Nope...doesn't look like it...I think I see some tongue...

Gazzy: disgusted Ewww...

Angel: shrugs I'll just mind control them.

Minutes pass...the make-out just gets more heated

Gazzy: still disgusted I thought you were going to tell them to stop, Angel?!

Angel: looks at him as if he is insane STOP?! Why would I tell them to do that?! This whole thing is very informative.

Nudge: tilts head to other side Do you think they could teach me?

Angel: evil grin I could make them...

Iggy: rolls eyes Don't even bother. Fang will only make-out with Max...and Jennifer Aniston.

Nudge: face drops Oh…

Max and Fang suddenly break apart

Fang: yelling JENNIFER ANISTON?! WHERE?!

Max: blushing and confused Wha'?

Fang: looks around, sees that Jen isn't there and turns back to Max Hmm…You'll do.

Fang kisses Max again

Max slaps him

Max: angry WHAT?! I'll do. I'm second best?

Fang: rolls eyes Well, duh. She's Jennifer Aniston. You can't compete with that, babe.

Max: Oh. That's okay then.

Max kisses Fang again

Gazzy pulls them apart

Gazzy: yelling I've had enough of this!

Max: looks around, confused Hey Gazzy! When did you get here?

Gazzy: slaps forehead

Max: scolds Don't do that! You could hurt yourself.

Nudge: Hey guys! We just walked in…and you guys were making-out…so we thought we'd watch!

Fang: WHAT?!

Max: Fang's right, sweetie. You shouldn't just barge into our private lives like that. It's rude. Wait until we video tape it.

Fang: Damn straight.

Nudge: disappointed Fine…

Iggy: sighing Can we move on now?

Fang: Yeah.

Max: Definitely.

SILENCE

Nudge: bursting So…now what?

Gazzy: turns to Fang Beauty Pageant?

Fang: gets excited Beauty Pageant.

Gazzy: grabs the remote control and turns on the TV YES! We made it in time for the swimsuits!

Fang: OH MAN!

Iggy: Explain it to me! PLEASE!!

Fang: speaking quickly Okay…well there's this tall brunette coming out now and, oh man, is she something…those legs…

Max slaps Fang

Fang recovers, stuttering

Fang: Uh…I-I mean…they're…nice…but…they can't compare to you, Max! Yeah…yeah…that's it…

Max: Oh, just shut up.

Max grabs the remote and switches the channel to MTV, where she and the rest of the girls immediately start swooning over James Blunt.

Fang: grumbling And you reprimand me for simply glancing at that chick's legs, and maybe making one offensive comment…

Max: snapping Shut it, you! He's taking his shirt off!

Nudge and Angel scream

And so the day continued…Fang constantly stole the remote from Max to watch various leg-revealing shows, while Max stole it back at every opportunity to watch James Blunt shirtless in his "You're Beautiful" video. Eventually, everyone got tired of their constant bickering, so Angel knocked them out. Iggy dumped their unconscious bodies in the dumpster outside so that he could take their seat. The four voted in favor of cartoons and Iggy made everyone strawberry-banana smoothies.

The End