Once upon a time…
"Light are you sure you want to do this?"asked Ryuzaki.
"I'm sure, you did say that this is the only way to clear my name, didn't you?" stated Light.
"Yes it would erase all suspicion I had about you. Besides, even if you were Kira, why would I care, I'm leaving the task force for you." said Ryuzaki. "
"Listen Ryuzaki, or L or whatever you want to be called. If I am to do this for you, you need to trust me and tell me your name." demanded Light.
"I am not fully sure If I can trust you yet, Light…" Ryuzaki's sentence went silent.
Looking down, there it was, Light's hand on Ryuzaki's crotch.
"Maybe this will convince you, hmm?"
Ryuzaki was enjoying it. Light undid his pants and pulled out his, as L would call it, "Mr. Detective". The second the beast was released, it sprung out and scared Light.
"Looks like Mr. Detective has found a clue."
"I'm big bad Kira, I will kill you Mr. Detective".
Light strangled "Mr. Detective". Light started stroking up and down. L released a manly moan! Light gradually got faster, until.
"Oh my god! I've never seen a detective explode before!" Said Light.
"Oh come on Light, I know that you knew when I had camera's in your room, I saw the magazine's you read." Light looked astonished.
"Lustice"
"What?"
"Lustice Lawliet, that is my name."
"Then I must tell you, I am Kira"
Lustice was not surprised.
"I know"
Light knew that Already.
"No, I know"
"No, you're mistaken, I know"
Light punched Lustice in the dick.
"NO, I KNOW! I AM GOD!"
Lustice fell to the ground and died. Then light was shot. It was Watari. Watari then raped their bodies the end.
