Pairing: Izamika
A typical boring Thursday night, Izaya was working away at his desk, his brow furrowed, on his fifteenth coffee for the day. Mikado bored, having finished all his homework was lazing on the sofa, half watching the TV, half scrolling away on his phone.
It was a typical scene. Izaya sighed, getting up to go the bathroom but as he passed by the teen lounging on his sofa, Mikado laughed. Izaya curiously looked at him, wondering what he was looking at, it was no doubt one of those internet jokes that the teen liked, Izaya personally didn't like a majority of them.
"What are you laughing at?" the man asked, leaning over the back of the sofa to look down at the teen who had a big smile on his face. He took the phone when Mikado offered it to him, still giggling.
It was a screenshot in English, no doubt from Facebook. Izaya read it aloud -
"I'm not against gay people in the slightest. But how do the penises fit into each other?"
Mikado burst into laughter, snorting away as he laughed. Izaya was floored that there were really people that dumb in the world, he shook his head in disbelief. Below the original post, there was a comment simply saying: "are you fucking kidding me?"
"Oh my god." Izaya shook his head once more, watching as Mikado stopped laughing (kind of), tears in his eyes.
"We've been doing it wrong all this time." Mikado gasped with a big grin on his face and Izaya laughed.
"If that's how gay sex works I think I'd take a vow of chastity." Izaya snickered before shuddering. "Honestly, the imagery of that is brutal."
"Naw, don't you want our dicks going into each other?" Mikado teased with a shit eating grin.
"Pfft, your dick would be the one opening up – god, it's in my head." Izaya cringed making Mikado laughing even harder.
"As if!" Mikado gasped through laughing before taking a few deep breaths. "But seriously, if we want to be a real gay couple we obviously have to have sex like that." Mikado teased.
"Oh, fuck off." Izaya pushed away from the sofa. "I was just about to go pee, I can't believe you did this to me," Izaya complained, the disturbing imagery of two penises going into each other stuck in his brain.
"God, I hate you." Izaya huffed walking to the bathroom, Mikado laughed knowing that man didn't remotely feel that way.
"Aw! I love you too!"
