Hello, whoever is out there!

1) I am sorry for just noticing the mess up of this first chapter, hopefully, this fixes it!

It's me and I am so sorry I've been gone.

Believe it or not, I have a pretty legitimate excuse.

I was out and about picking up some Marvel posters on my bike when some dude in a car hit me.

I was in a coma for a while and in a hospital for longer. I have physical injuries and brain damage (fun) so any good vibes or prayer you want to send my way would be greatly appreciated.

For a little while this fun place will actually hold non-fiction (gasp!) as I document just some of what my circumstances are doing to me. I hate to break it to you, but most of it will be about me emotionally and all the reasons I am a horrible person. If people are okay with it some will include gross bits about my injuries, but those will be made easily skippable for those not signed up for that. But hey, anyone sticking around only because they are hoping for gross details to spread to family and friends, hooray! I do have brothers and whenever my youngest one is starting to get too annoying or uppity I threaten to show him my wounds. It's fun, promise.

Anyway, once I get a few of those out of my system we'll go back to our regular programming. I will try to have the first one back be special.

Until we meet again my friends.

TDL 3