A/N: Slightly AU-ish. Set after Season 3 Finale. Jenny never left (bummer I know), she just hid at the loft with Dan, plotting ways to get back into the UES. Serena went to Paris, without Blair. Blair stayed to make sure 'little J' didn't make a move.


Ways to Get Home Wrecker Out Of My Life for Good:

Kill her and then blame it on Cedric

Call the zoo and tell them you have an escaped panda in your room

Call animal control and say there's a bi-polar raccoon in your midst.

Make an anonymous tip to the police telling them the location of a dealer and there various assortments of pills, cocaine, heroin etc. then go visit Damien. Should give me at least 10 years to think of another way.

Tell her I've forgiven her, take her on a trip to China, and leave her with hunters and a stick of bamboo.

Go to Brooklyn (Ew, but worth it) and try slapping some sense into her. Because that dye job is obviously going to her head. Kicking, pushing and shoving also work.

Tell Gossip Girl a certain wannabe is night-lighting as an escort to blind senile men. Her clothes should be a tip-off. (Note: Mention that it's not Penelope)

Get rid of all dark make-up in the world and see how long it takes her to break.

Push her off the Brooklyn Bridge or anything really.

Convince Rufus to make her get a job in the nearest Burger King, maybe then I'll consider going in.


A/N: Sorry to those who are Jenny fan, but I`m not sorry for writing it. I`m trying to get a feel of Blair`s hatred. Sorry for making Blair OC. REVIEW. I personally don`t care if your review is good or bad, but please respect others that are reviewing. Thank you. XoXo. ;)