I don't own any Ben 10 characters, nor do I claim. Have you had enough stories about my awesome Mary Sues and their perpetual hysterical sobbing? Not yet? Well, have ten thousand more! Bwah ha ha! Best writer ever. That's me.
D'Void walked into the lavish kitchen area he had in his posh mansion in the Null Void. His cute little Mary Sue baby Null Guardians were being completely adorably cute as usual. They were happily chugging down some tasty unspecified juice from their cute little baby bowls. We'll respecify it as apple juice. Apple juice is nummy. And plentiful within the desolate Null Void. No, really. It is. What, you doubt the verisimilitude of my story? Well fuck you!
"Daddums is going out to engage in a vaguely spoken of, not detailed in any way, battle with those stupid rebels," he said. He promptly exited.
And we have a light battle scene between random Null Guardians and the two Helpers, Manny and Helen. And no one else. Like Ben Tennyson, or even that badass grandpa, Grandpa Max. All of which being briefly described in an uninteresting manner for everyone while D'Void watches. And he once again dumps out little expository thoughts blandly stating what possible events could ensue.
This makes the tale AMAZING because it's TOTALLY CANON BASED, as well as thoroughly PROPERLY CHARACTERIZED, with a very CREATIVE and UNIQUE plot, FANTASTICALLY well written DIALOGUE. It's so much better than all those other tons of stupid Mary Sue stories out there about the other canon characters starring stupid Mary Sues who aren't Null Guardians. Those stories are lame and dumb. Who needs 'em! Right?
The baby Sues began to sob-shriek like always, immediately drawing D'Void's attention to themselves. He gasped and ran back to the kitchen. He entered the kitchen. He looked. He saw. His jaw fell to the linoleum floor in absolute shock and shattered into a million pieces. Well, not literally. He mostly just gaped.
Ha ha, it turns out they were throwing a tantrum over their spilled juice containers!Like toddlers. What a funny, cute turn of events.
So D'Void went and fetched them some cute sippy cups which were must harder to spill. Because why not.
It's sooooo cute and humorous, and not in any way painfully absurd. Even after the 200th time you read it.
The End
