Title: Closet Romp
Rating: T for slight language and adult scenario
Plot: One shot Fujiko and Jigen stuck in a closet, tensions rise…
A/N: Just came up with this snit bit in a few minutes I missed their silly antics so any who enjoy.
They kept silent, their bodies pressed up against each other leaning against the door of the tiny hotel closet. The sound of the squeaking shoes against the hardwood floor echoed throughout the room. The shooter lower the pistol scoffed and hurried out of the room.
"They didn't see us. I think the coast is clear. Do you think they will figure out were we hid out?"
"Don't know"
"How long do you think it will take for them to leave?"
"Don't know"
"Ok you think Lupin or Goemon will come looking for us?"
"Don't know"
"Do you know anything?"
"…"
"God its hot in here don't you feel hot in here?"
"…"
"Well…"
"For the love of god woman will you shut up!"
-Five minutes pass-
Fujiko bit her tongue holding back the urge to curse him out. If they weren't in the predicament they were in she would have let him have it. She shifted positions so she wouldn't feel his hot breath down her neck but consequently her waist was leaning closer towards him. That's when she felt his thigh rub against her ass. Fujiko had to hold back a giggle as something hard poked against her backside.
"Jigen I didn't realize how easily you could be turned on"
"Don't flatter yourself its only my gun."
"If you say so."
"I don't know if you notice what a big of a pain the ass you could be."
"Ditto." She couldn't hold back a chuckle, he rolled his eyes and her immaturity.
-Five minutes pass-
"You think they are gone now?"
"Don't know"
"…" She started tapping her fingers softly against the door frame.
"Would you stop that"
"Stop what?"
"What you are doing"
"What am I doing?"
"Your tapping against the door." She stopped even though she wanted to continue just to piss him off.
"…"
"…"
"So you think they are gone yet?"
"Why don't you check and if you get shot then I would let you know that they weren't"
"You don't have to be an ass about"
"Well you don't have to ask me asinine questions all the time but you do."
"I know what you are but what am I?"
"Oh my god you are such a child at times."
"Id rather be a child than a middle aged grump who needs to get laid more."
"First off I am not middle aged and secondly what I do in my personal life is none of your business. Just because you will open your legs to any man that would pass by doesn't mean Id hit anything that moves thanks."
"Are you implying that I'm a whore again Jigen?"
"Yes what if I was?"
She turned to glare daggers at him, un phased he shot them right back. They kissed at that point and it was one of those, I hate you but sleeping with you isn't out of the question, sorts of a kiss. Or better yet put all those moments of hostility and revert it into sexual tension, kind of kiss. His hands pulled her in closer as she started to unbutton his shirt. She felt something hard pressed against her thigh once again.
"Hey Jigen your gun is pressing up against me again."
"That isn't my gun" She smiled and pulled him back into a kiss
- Hour later-
"That was enjoyable"
"Yea it was. I still hate your ass."
"Same here."
There was a slight awkward pause
"Want to do it again tomorrow?"
"You know where to find me?"
"Yup"
"See you then"
They both reached for the door handle and headed in opposite directions.
