"We are damn well romantic!"

"Jayne, last year your Christmas gift was a fancy gun"

"It had-"

"And, the last gift you gave her was a set of Japanese throwing knives."

"You two consider weapons an' tattoos declarations of love."

"They-"

"Only you two."

"The man married to a reader assassin shouldn't be givin' advice on presents for a temperamental, pregnant mechanic!"