Jayden: Holy crap! Here's another one!
John: *apathetic* Woo...
Jayden: So yeah, as the summary implies, this is actually a true story.
John: What? No it's not.
Jayden: Uh-huh. I actually dreamt it! Therefore it actually happened!
John: ... Oookay, then. Why am I your friend, again?
Jayden: Cuz you love me!
John: Whatever. Just read and review and all that, please.
"Completely Heart"
Link paced back and forth in Princess Zelda's bedchambers, hands behind his back, and his eyes downcast. Zelda on the edge of her bed, pinching the bridge of her nose, and sighed.
"Can you let it go, Link?" she said. "I'm sorry, but you and Midna can't be together. She's in the Twilight Realm!"
"But I love her, Zelda!" he said, throwing his arms out.
"I know you do, but there's nothing you can do. You need to move on, Link. Otherwise you'll go crazy," Zelda explained.
Link groaned in irritation. "But I don't wanna move on!"
Zelda sighed again. "Okay, I didn't want to tell you this, but there's something you should know. When Midna and I were one, I learned everything about her." She crouched down and lowered her voice to a whisper. "She's not even a real doctor!"
Link blanched and stumbled back, clutching his chest. "She'd been lying to me? That whole time! I can't believe it! I bet she never even liked me at all!" Link slumped down and sat on the floor, his sad blond head slumped.
Zelda kneeled by her friend and laid a hand on Link's shoulder. "See? You two really can't be together. I'm sorry," she said.
Link nodded in acknowledgement. But shook his head and stood up the next second. "No, you're right! I won't be discouraged! I'm gonna get out there, and find a real doctor who loves me!" He bolted out the door with new found excitement and enthusiasm.
Zelda stared after him more confused than ever.
John: So there it is. The wonder that is Jayden's imagination.
Jayden: *not paying attention* I like the title.
John: Of course you do, now let's get you to bed.
Jayden: But I'm not tired!
John: Just say the thing!
Jayden: Review and stuff! *waves and yawns*
