Prelude of the New Life

So we are here again. Another Neptunia Fan-fiction another dream that will never come true. That what people want you to believe. I will tell you a story as I have a crazy life that I want everyone to enjoy listening to. I, Anthony Cooper will start my story at my own home. I'm sixteen and live with my grandparents, but they don't even think I even exist half the time. The only thing that I have is a Sega Genesis and my PS3. I wait for a copy of Hyper Dimension Neptunia Victory to come to my house since I never get to go anywhere other than my part time job to fix computers for people.

I guess I should tell what I look like for your brains to show a a good story. I'm five feet and eight inches with short brown hair. I have dark brown eyes and a scar on my forehead (Insert Harry Potter joke here). I wear a black t-shirt and black jeans with black skater shoes. They are comfy. I always wear a black and gray hoodie with skull designs on the back of it. Now let's get back to my story. I turn on my Sega Genesis and put in the Shining Force II Cart and play it up until I hear a door knock.

"Here it's for you dude" My uncle stated to me as he hands me the game. I nod my head and proceed with opening the box. It's the game I order, but it the limited edition copy. I really scored on this since I don't remember ordering a limited edition copy. I put the new game in my PS3 and wait for it to load. I never have to do this shit with the Genesis. I finally see the opening theme as I am amazed by it. I guess I will start. It froze as soon as I decided to tap start. The T.V has this whirling effect on the screen. I decide to tap on the screen and it moves in waves.

The hell? Is the happening right now? I must be going crazy from lack of sleep. I tap it again. It moves once more. Is this some Persona 4 shit happening right now? Is there a world beyond this? I thought fuck it and try to put my arm through the T.V and my eyes go wide as I see my arm inside the T.V.

"This is getting really creepy right now. Well I guess It can't hurt to get prepared before I do something crazy. I grab a few swords I have hidden in my room that my uncle gave to me. I know they ain't going to due much, but it's better than nothing. I'm should be ready be nightfall. I turn off my PS3 and play on my Genesis, but that isn't working either. Damn thing is old as hell. It was my uncle's from when he was a kid. I just lay in my bed and take a nap to kill the time.

I wake up and it's nighttime with everyone asleep I get ready to turn on my PS3 and turn on the new Neptunia game. The screen goes blank the same way it did before. I grab two swords and go right in. I jump through the T.V and find myself in a empty space.

"God damn I got myself stuck in space. Just wonderful. I see something over there." I go towards a platform and start to walk on it. I heard a voice.

"If you are here then that mean it is time"

"The hell are you talking about?"

"I have no time to explain. It's time for your adventure to begin. You must aid a rather childish woman in her journey."

"What?" I'm thinking that I just made a big mistake.

"I will take you to your starting point young man" I hear the opening theme to the Neptunia anime.

"The fuck? OH SHIT!" I get sucked into a whirlpool unable to escape. The hell is this shit. I'm going to get the writer for making this opening chapter as cheesy as hell. I find myself in the sky.

"You know I have to be calm. I'm just going insane that's all." O the opening is still playing. God damn it.

"You know what? I'm not going to be the typical main character because that is really damn boring and I'm falling aren't I?" I See a purple haired girl falling not to far from me.

"I guess I'm playing hero again. I'M COMING!" I try to glide my way through the sky as I manage to grab her. She spoke up.

"O! You must the hero that is going to cushion my fall. Thank a bunch buddy." She states with a bright smile.

"HECK NO! WE ARE FALLING!"

"WHAT I CAN"T HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WIND!" You don't say crazy lady.

"JUST HOLD ON! WE ARE ABOUT TO HIT LAND I THINK!"

"THAT DON"T HAPPEN UNTIL WE GET TO THE NEXT CHAPTER!"

"THE HELL YOU KNOW THAT!"

"I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER OF COURSE!" she said with her bright smile she seems to like using.

"NO! I"M THE MAIN CHARCTER!"

"O YOU WISH BUSTER!"

"I AM DAMN IT!" I have no clue what is happening, but I know that I'm in for one hell of a ride. New adventure here I come!

Author's Note: I'm only to state this once. If you are looking for a story that follows the Victory storyline. . .I would not proceed because I'm not going to follow it what so ever. This is my story and my way to release my happier side of me :D If you are ready then ONWARD TO A NEW ADVENTURE!