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Synopsis:Mary-May Ashlee Susan Lowe is a fanfiction writer. At the ripe young age of 14, she is "mysteriously transported" into Middle Earth. To her delight, she is met by none other than Legolas Greenleaf and falls in love...She wishes!
Please note – all spelling mistakes are intenchonal ;)
Reality Bites
by Paigeey
I sighed with happiness as I finished typing the last sentence to my latest LOTR fanfic. It was about a young girl who appears in middle earth and falls in love with Legoless! I have the most imaginative and original ideas!
Anyways, my OC is tall, and soooooooo beautiful! She's perfect, (just like me!) and everyone loves her, but she only loves Legoless so they get married in the end. It's actually, like, the best thing I've ever written I think.
I re-read my last sentence:
'alleria + legoless wlkd up the steps 2 tha murkwood palasse & lived happily evr afta as the king + queen of the elfs! THE END"
God I'm a good author!
I checked If there were any reviews for my last post. OMG yay! A new review!
'Okay, seriously, what is this? This is a sin against fanfiction and Lord of the Rings in general. Please, please for the love of GOD stop posting this! I've tried to give you constructive criticism in the past but you have obviously ignored me.
All the Best,
AnonymousReader716'
UGHHH! What a BITCH! I'm sooooooooooooooo sick of all of these flamers! I quickly pressed the reply button & started typing:
'OMG y r u such a BiTCH? i can rite wat i want 2! u think ur so gud but ur not! stop bein such a h8r and go away!'
*~MryMy$hl33$u$nL0w3~*
Satisfied with my reply I quickly closed down my computer and crawled into bed, wishing (as I do every night) that somehow I could wake up & be in Middle Earth just like the OC in my story...
'Ugh, why am I so cold & uncomfy?' I pried my eyes open to find that I was lying in a large pile of leaves under a tree. I sat up and looked around. I was in the middle of a clearing in a forest.
'Oh...my...GOD! I think I'm in Middle Earth! My wish came TRUE!!!"
I jumped up and looked down at my clothes. I saw that I was still in my little singlet & boyleg underwear that I wear to bed. Rather than be embarrassed, I was pretty happy. If this actually was Middle Earth, then I might get to meet Legoless! If I meet him then he can see how hot I am in my singlet & shorts!
Suddenly, I heard the sound of horse hooves on the ground. I turned around and saw...gasp! gasp! gasp! HYPERVENTILATE!! LEGOLESS GREANLEEF RIDING TOWARDS ME!
'Oh my freaking GOD!!! I can't believe it!'
As he got closer, I saw that he looked pretty much EXACTLY like Orlando Bloom! He stopped and swung grace fully off the horse to stand infront of me.
"Who are you fair maiden? How did you come to be wandering the forest in such attire?" He asked in a musical voice. I practically melted to the ground.
"Um, my name is Mary-May Ashlee Susan Lowe, and I dunno how I got here, I just woke up under that tree over there." I explained softly, batting my long eyelashes at him.
"Well Lady Mary-May Ashlee Susan Lowe, you must come with me." He said, "I will take you back to the palace of Mirkwood." I squealed in delight as I took his outstretched hand.
"Oh, How impolite of me," He said suddenly "I forgot to introduce myself, I am Legolas Greenleaf, Prince of Mirkwood." He kissed my hand gently. I almost vomited with happiness!
He helped me up onto the horse and climbed on behind me, reaching on either side of me to grab the reigns. He leaned in close and whispered in my ear,
"Hold on tight Lady Mary-May Ashlee Susan Lowe."
I smirked, "Please," I whispered back, "Call me Mary-Sue."
A/N: There was part one of Reality Bites :) This was originally going to be a one-shot & I was going to write the whole thing in one chapter but I couldn't resist ending on that line! haha
In case I haven't been obvious enough, this IS a parody and all is to be taken in good fun :) I'm sorry if I've taken anyones character names or actual names, It's completely unintentional! I wrote this off the top of my head and in no way am I using anyone (or any story for that matter) as a real inspriation.
Stay Tuned for Part Two,
In which Miss Mary-Sue gets the shock of her life.
Yours Sincerely,
Paigeey
