I looked at the back of the front car seat bored out of my mind When will this bloody car trip end I thought I'm so bored. We were driving to Tokyo for the yearly family get together. I was so eager to get out of the car and do something fun. I pulled out a magazine out of my back pack lying on the floor. I opened the magazine and started reading … Oooh Maki Oguro has a new song out (Note this is some random J-pop singer I saw on Wikipedia … has no relevance to the story at all… and yes I known Wikipedia ain't reliable!!) I heard my mum gasp, I looked up at her and next thing I knew I felt an incredible pain in my chest and I was floating around with a chain connected to it. "Sleeping again Hirako" I heard.
"Sleeping again Hirako?"
I fell out of the tree I was conveniently sleeping in to gain what would eventually be a gigantic bruise on my butt and down my left leg "Damnit fuku-taichou you made me bruise my bloody butt ya idiot!!" I yelled.
"Honestly I don't know how you got 3rd seat" The obnoxious red head continued through my yelling "And did I just hear you call me an idiot?"
"Yeah I bloody well did!"
He twitched "Well … um"
"Ha you truly are an idiot!! You have absolutely no comeback!!" I laughed 'This is just truly funny"
"Well a shorty like you cant complain!"
"Oh no you did not pineapple head"
He growled "Bitch"
"Brainless idiot"
"Good-for-nothing lazy bum"
"Haha is that all ya got shit for brains?" I taunted pleased to see the annoying red head twitch angrily. These daily arguments of ours are always fun "I'm disappointed … I would have thought that after 5 years of doing this you'd have a better comeback than that!!" I started rolling around on the floor hysterically.
"Okay that's it" he said as he pulled out Zabimaru "Howl, Zabimaru"
No problems I thought as I stood up and pulled out Hougeki (I know I've used this zanpakuto name in one of my other fics but I'm too slack to think of a new one!! Review and tell me a different one if you want!!) "Make your mark on the battlefield of war, Hougeki" I felt my zanpakuto mould into its double dagger form in my hands. He smirked as usual at the size of my zanpakuto's true form. He's just lucky he hasn't experienced Hougeki's true strength. Lets just say when I want him to Hougeki can pack a really mean punch. Just as I went to attack him Kuchiki-taichou yelled out "Renji where the hell is Hirako?! I asked for her 10 minutes ago!" Whoops there was a reason he woke me up … Renji chuckled nervously. Probably afraid of being cut down by Senbonzakura, little wimp. I walked over energetically to the famed Kuchiki's office. "You asked for me Kuchiki-taichou?"
"Ah yes Hirako … You've been assigned to Tokyo"
I blinked "Huh? Why me? I- I- I- I mean Hai Kuchiki-taichou" I corrected myself
"Good you will be leaving tomorrow"
I stared almost blankly at him "Um okay taichou thank you" I said then walked out in … well a daze.
"Hehe what did he tell you?" Renji said as I walked out.
"Hmm I'm going to the human world tomorrow"
"Haha good luck!! Where?"
"Tokyo"
"Heh … been there done that" he said "That place is boring as hell!" he said trying to taunt me.
I ignored him "more sleeping time" I said then walked off not bothering to hear his response "later fuku-taichou" I could practically sense the waves of anger rolling off him as I walked off. I smirked … teasing him is so fun!!
Hmm hope you like!! There will be prince of tennis goodness in the next chapter I promise!! Please review it would make my day!!! Hehe anyway Till the next chapter!! No promises for updates anytime soon … I've noticed that some authors update like once a week or anything … I'm slow getting ideas for stories so no promises for a regular update!! See ya!! From I don't want cupid virus!!!
PS if anyone is willing to beta my story I would be happy to accept!!
