It was just another day in the land of Ooo. There was a bored human named Finn, and also a bored talking dog named Jake.
"What time is it?" Finn asked sleepily.
Jake replied saying "Adventure time I guess." Suddenly an idea sparked into both of their minds, simultaneously!
"Let's have an adventure!" They both screamed out, excited.
"Where to?" Jake asked, with curiosity showing on his orange face.
"Wherever evil is, I guess." Finn slowly pulled out a compass pointing westward.
"All we have to do is follow this compass to find some evil!" Finn said.
Jake scoffed at this idea. "That would never work! It's just a dumb compass!" Jake followed this remark with several feats of laughter.
Angered by this remark, Finn got out a marker and wrote on the back of the compass, evil tracker."This will work! I just made it an evil finder by writing evil tracker on the back!"
Finn began to use the tracking device, and walked right into their giant tree house. "Ow! What the heck!" His anger got the best of him, so he smashed the compass on the ground.
"How about we just go inside and play some games?" Jake suggested.
"BMO's at soccer practice today. We could visit Princess Bubblegum I guess. How about it Jake?" Finn replied lazily.
Jake didn't say anything back to Finn, he just picked up his blonde friend, morphed into a horse, and galloped away.
Meanwhile, at Princess Bubblegum's laboratory.
"Finally! The ultimate cloning device. All I need is a sample from something." Princess Bubblegum said, reaching for scissors. She carefully snipped away at a chunk of her long, dazzling pink gum she calls hair. She threw it in a metal contraption, which resembled a blender quite well.
She pushed a bright red button labeled 'clone', and stood back in awe. The cloning blender swirled the sticky glob of her hair into small bits, and finally in a bright white flash, out came the most hideous creature ever seen by anyone alive. It was hideous, it had pale green skin, black dots for eyes, and it's hair was non-existing. The monster lunged at Princess Bubblegum, and she dodged swiftly.
"I hate when experiments go wrong. So hard to clean up after." She muttered under her breath, while reaching for any blunt object she could lay her hands on.
"Crown, give me the crown!" The monstrosity yelled at PB.
"Here, have it then!" PB yelled, as she deftly swung the crown on the beast's skull, knocking it unconscious. She gently put the circlet back on her head, balancing it perfectly. Little did she know, Finn and Jake had witnessed the crazed attack.
"Jake, did you see that?"
"I wish I didn't. She just killed that thing with a single hit!" Jake whispered, frightened out of his little dog mind.
"It's probably unconscious, not dead. We should probably stay away from her." Finn replied, also frightened. The princess he saved so much was a ruthless warrior.
By the end of the ordeal, Princess Bubblegum was breathing heavily.
"That takes care of business. I guess I should try again. Maybe I should bring in a sword, in case anything else happens." She muttered. She left her laboratory to retrieve a weapon, while Finn and Jake began to think of spying on her experiments.
"Should we? It seems sort of...stalker-ish." Finn said to Jake.
"We should observe her every move to see if she can defend herself. We're bored, come on." Jake said.
Without waiting for a reply, Jake formed Finn's body out of his skin, and mocked him, saying "Yeah, it's ok Jake!" several times.
Finn just turned his head to the window, ready to observe some crazy experiments. Princess Bubblegum ran in through the door, holding a sword in her right hand, her hair flowing behind her. She was also wearing her pajamas, ready for bed after the next experiment.
"Time for science."
