Prompt: finders keepers

Something sparkled in the sandbox. Sakura reached out to grab it with her pudgy toddler hands but someone else beat her to the punch.

"Finders keepers, brat. Besides, this is mine," the boy said, pocketing the shuriken. He had the annoying kind of bored tone that Sasuke-kun used and the perpetually half-lidded eyes to go along with it. He probably tried to copy Sasuke's hairstyle as well, the jerk. It obviously didn't work out, because his hair stuck out like an albino hedgehog on his head.

The boy brushed the sand off his pants and stood up to leave before Sakura grabbed him by the leg. He paused to look at her disdainfully.

Sakura scowled and did the thing she did best to the people she didn't like—she bit him as hard as she could with all ten of her teeth. The boy looked at her blankly and sighed.

"My first impression of you," he told the pink-haired toddler chomping on his leg, "is...I hate you."