You know you're obsessed when...
A/N: This is just something I came up with while watching Blue Collar TV. It's like a spin-off of Jeff Foxworthy's "You know you're a redneck when." It's not really a story, but I thought I'd post it here anyway. Enjoy :) (And just so you know, Patrick Swayze really bugs me, but general consensus, from women says he's a hottie. Not sure why...)
Disclaimer: I OWN NOTHING! I just fall into that happily obsessed category ;)
You know you're an obsessive Young Guns fan when...
1. While watching Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, Doc is not the funny little man in glasses, but the gunslinging poet.
2. When a blackbird makes you think, not of a bird but of a broken trail leading to Old Mexico.
3. Posters of a dirty guy with a wad of chew in his mouth, replace pin-ups of Heather Locklear and Patrick Swayze on your wall.
4. You name your child New Mexico, to keep up with the popular trend of celebrities naming their children after states.
5. A Colt isn't a horse or a cigar but a gun hanging from the hip of every outlaw in "The Kid's Gang".
6. a dollar eighty isn't the price of a can of pop, but the cost to blow away Bob Ollinger.
7. Your friends aren't your buddies, chums or companions- they're your "Pals".
8. A movie isn't a movie, until Emilio Estevez has killed all the bad guys, with a six shooter.
9. A kitchen knife is not just for slicing carrots, but something to press against Morton's neck.
10 .when supper is burning but you have to wait until Billy says "Court adjourned" before you put out the flames. You can always make more lasagna, but that line only comes along once in the movie right?
11. You get mad at the band "Young Guns" for stealing the best idea to ever grace the face of the earth It's blasphemous!
12. When you hear he word "Salsa" you think of a really fat Mexican prostitute and not the actual condiment.
13. You hear a certain word and a Young Guns quote springs into your head, one that- contrary to how many people surround you- you feel compelled to say out loud.
14. When someone is watching baseball, and they say "Put him up to bat" you instantly think of Dave Rudabaugh saying: "I've been to gold towns, silver towns, I've even been to turquoise towns but I have never been to a bat shit town."
15. "Murphy's Law" seems even more bitter, because in someway, Lawrence Murphy has won.
16. When PBS can kiss your ass, but if the movie channel can't show Young Guns without donations, you whip out your check book.
17. When you rack your brain to help me add to this list!
A/N 2: Please do so and help me make this longer:) You can PM me, or just say what you want in your review.
