- Donnie, are you sure this is safe?

- You have to trust me on this, Mikey. I assure you it will only hurt a little.

- Ookay, here goes…

- …

- …

- …

- … Aahh!

- Don't move! I haven't put it in yet!

- But it hurts!

- It will be more painful if you keep squirming. Just close your eyes and relax your muscles.

- …

- …

- … Ow! Hey! You did that on purpose!

- I'm sorry, but you have to open up for me. I can't even see what I'm doing here.

- I'm opening as wide as I can. You wanna split me in two?

- Hey! I'm not the one asking for this. You did. Now stop whining. The sooner I can get it in, the less pain you'll feel.

- I didn't know it'll hurt this bad.

- You should have. You just went and ignored my warning. Now I'm about to align it. Don't! Move!

- …

- …

- … Aahh… Donnie… Aahh…

- Hang on, I'm almost there…

- I… Aahh… I…

- Just a little more…

- Aahh… AAHH!... AAAHHH!

- THERE!

- … Haaahhh…

- Feeling better?

- … Yeah… much better…

- Good! But we're only half-way there. Now I need to rub it a little. Just relax! The difficult part is already over.

- Ookay, if you say so.

- Just tell me if it hurts again, but I promise I'll go as gently as I can.

- …

- …

- … Aahh… Yeah… Aahh…

- Now it feels good, isn't it? I can't believe this is the first time I'm doing this…

- Hey, you're a genius. There's nothing you can't do.

- Thanks…

- …

- …

- … Okay, it's done. How do you feel?

- The pain shot right to my brain, but afterward, it's cool. Thanks bro.

- You're welcome. Just lay off the candy next time. That cavity of yours can't get any worse.