There once was a girl named Jizz Hogan. Her dad had a really bitch ass slogan it went something bla bla brother he said it all the time to her mother. She left him and moved Iron Sheik in and that's when the fun began.
One day Sheikie was horny so he called Jizz upstairs that morning. He asked how she got her name she said I'd rather show you and than he ripped off her thong and holy DogShit it was ON LIKE DONKEY KONG!
