Once upon a time there lived a gay sparkly vampire…bla,bla,bla,bla…..bla,bla,bla, bla,bla,bla, bla,bla,bla, bla,bla,bla, bla,bla,bla, bla,bla,bla, bla,bla,bla,…

…..and then he died.

Fin

Muwahahahahahahaha! I bet you were expecting something about violets!

…..yea I'm insane apparently XD

Anyways... this story was made for flames, sooooo... they will be laughed at hysterically! :D

Disclaimer: I do not own Twilight