Fingolfin got run over by a Dark Lord
Walking round about on Yuletide Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Morgoth
But as for me and Turgon, we believe
He'd been drinkin' too much miruvor
And we'd begged him not to go
But he'd forgot his lembas bread
So he staggered out the door into the snow
When they found him Yuletide morning
At the scene of the attack
There were wounds on his forehead
And incriminatin' Grond marks on his back
Fingolfin got run over by a Dark Lord
Walkin' round about on Yuletide Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Morgoth
But as for me and Turgon, we believe
Now were all so proud of Turgon
He's been takin' this so well
See him out there killin' orcs
Drinkin' wine and playin' cards with cousin Finrod
It's not Yuletide without Fingolfin
All the family's dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
Should we open up his gifts or send them back?
Fingolfin got run over by a Dark Lord
Walkin' round about on Yuletide Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Morgoth
But as for me and Turgon, we believe
Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig
And a raven-black candle
That would just have matched the hair in Fingolfin's wig
I've warned all my friends and neighbors
Better watch out for yourselves
They should never give a mace
To an Ainur who hates them all and kills elves
Fingolfin got run over by a Dark Lord
Walkin' round about on Yuletide Eve
You can say there's no such thing as Morgoth
But as for me and Turgon, we believe!
The End
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