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I hope you all enjoy this :) This story resulted of boredom and my english teacher yelling at me to write an essay. Lol :3

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A Typical Day in the World that Never Was

It was a usual day in Castle Oblivion. Birds were singing, Xaldin was cooking, Zexion was reading, and Larxene was chasing Axel, Demyx, and Roxas down the hall towards Xemnas' room.

"You are so dead!" Larxene shouted.

"Hah!" Axel, the cocky red-head, who was at the rear of the trio, said, "Playing with the superior's aerial sabers again! Tsk, tsk, tsk."

Roxas, the blond logical one, was in the middle of the trio, and Demyx, the 'baby' of the three, was at the front holding the pictures that had showed Larxene messing around with Xemnas' personal-not to mention favorite-weapon.

Roxas spoke up, "Go Demyx! It's only a bit farther!" still running he turned toward Axel and Larxene. "Axel you need to stall, she's gaining on us."

"I gotcha covered. Run for it." Axel stopped and summoned his element. He felt the molecules coming together at his will. Suddenly a wall of fire appeared between him and Larxene. She stopped quickly, and just in time: her bright yellow hair almost got singed.

"You wanna play?" she smirked, always ready for a challenge. "Ok then." Summoning her element, almost all of them had one, she prepared for her attack.

Axel started running, "Demyx! I could use some help here!"

"Ok!" Demyx shouted back. "Roxas..."

"I got it." Roxas grabbed the pictures and ran. Demyx stopped and summoned his element. He had to plan it just right. A lightning bolt jumped from Larxene's hands and shot through the fire towards Axel. A floating sphere of water appeared behind Axel just in time, taking the shock of the electricity.

"Perfect." Demyx said, pleased. Axel caught up to him and they ran. The fire wouldn't hold her long.

Roxas reached Xemnas' room and slipped the pictures under the door. "Superior! Let us in!"

From the inside of the room Xemnas sighed, "Not again." He stacked his paperwork then walked over, picked up the pictures, and unlocked the door. Roxas, Demyx, and Axel bolted in panting and smiling. They had got her again. It was like a game to them.

"Numbers VIII, IX, and XIII!-"

"I'm getting tired of our 'numbers.' XIII is Roxas, IX is Demyx, and VIII is me, Axel. Can we use our names?"

Xemnas ignored them. He was number I in Organization XIII and, therefore, the first to start the organization. He wished they would show a bit more respect. "While you bring me very good information this has become very annoying." He paused, listening to Larxene pound on the door. "Get out. I'll talk to her."

Confident that he had saved them once again, they walked to the door.

"You. Are. Toast." Larxene said, now facing them. A small flame was suddenly on her head.

"No," Axel laughed, "You are." She scowled and extinguished the flame.

"Come in XII." Xemnas called from the room. She walked in, but not before giving them a look of pure evil.

The door shut and the trio laughed. They laughed and laughed and laughed.

Wiping the tears from his eyes Demyx said, "C'mon guys let's watch the fun." He led them to Xigbar's room. Demyx and Xigbar got along well, so when Demyx knocked they got in. This was a really big deal. No one got to even see the inside of Xigbar's room, and if you walked inside, well you had a better chance of living if you threw yourself from a 50-story building. "Hey Xiggy!" Demyx said. Xigbar, as usual, was playing cards with Luxord.

He picked up a card then stood up. "What's up Dem-Dem?" He smiled, always happy to see Demyx.

"'Allo Dem!" Luxord called with his British accent.

Xigbar turned his glance to Axel and Roxas. "I know you guys have already signed all five contracts but I must still warn you: if anyone finds out I let you in here..." He let the question hang.

Harmoniously Axel and Roxas said, "We know Xigbar."

"Xigbar?"

"Lord Xigbar."

"Good. Don't mess anything up." He walked back to his seat and waited for Luxord to finish his turn.

Demyx led the trio to an all too familiar spot: a picture of a really cool bow and arrow. Xigbar loved archery. Demyx pulled the picture on its side and it opened like a door. There was a cleverly disguised hole there, and through it the trio could watch Larxene getting yelled at by Xemnas. They loved it.

Xemnas was talking, "...getting tired of you misusing my aerial sabers, but those boys are annoying me."

Larxene was surprised. "Superior?"

"To make this short, I grant you permission to do whatever sees fit in your eyes to avoid me having to deal with this again. Now I have missions to give out. I'll see you in a while XII."

She grinned, "Thank you Superior."

Axel, Demyx, and Roxas froze.

"What are we gonna do?" Demyx asked. Larxene was the only girl in the Organization, but she was the most feared. All three were as scared as if, well as if Larxene was after them. Demyx walked over to Xigbar, pulled up a chair and sat down next to him.

"What's wrong Dem-Dem?"

"Larxene is after us." Luxord and Xigbar stopped playing.

"Whoa, I'm so sorry for you three." Larxene was known for her ways of torture. One time she tied them up and blasted 'Best of Both Worlds' by Hannah Montana for 24 hours straight. Another time she made them eat Marluxia's cooking. Yet another time she dyed all their clothes neon pink. The list went on and on. You would think that they would have learned by now.

Either way they needed a plan. They knew she had a couple 'slaves' who would tell her anything because they were so terrified of her. They also knew her hearing was excellent.

"I'll keep an eye on her and try to see what she's planning." Roxas said. It was risky, but he was the fastest and shortest, so he could get around pretty well. He walked out of the room cautiously.

"We are dead."

"No Demyx we're not...not yet anyway." Axel said. "Roxas will tell us what room she's in and then we'll go to a room kinda close by. She has a mission tomorrow so all we gotta do is avoid her until then. After that we can ask Saix to ask Xemnas to tell her not to kill us."

"Why are we going to ask Saix?" Demyx wondered.

"We're going to ask Saix because Saix and Xemnas are best friends. Got it memorized?" Axel said with a grin. His plan might just work.

Roxas walked in nervously. "She's in the kitchen, talking to Xaldin."

"Ooo, what's for lunch?"

"Demyx, this is no time to be thinking about food. It smelled great though."

Xigbar spoke up, "You guys can chill here for now, but I gotta go to the store with Saix in a few, we're low on hair gel. Anyway, you know the rule. When I'm gone..."

"We're gone." all three said at the same time.

"She's in the kitchen, right?" Axel said, "The kitchen is in the middle of our castle, she picked a good spot."

"How about going to Luxord's place? Luxord, can we go there?"

"Nope." He said and put down the winning hand. Xigbar started shuffling the cards.

"How about we go to Vexen's place?" Roxas asked.

"Umm, that would work. I don't like Vexen's place though..." Demyx answered.

"We don't have a choice. Come on." Roxas stood up and walked to the door, then Axel, then Demyx. They slowly opened the door. "Looks alright..." They quietly walked out. Since the rooms were ordered by seniority they only had to go two doors down as Vexen was Number IV. Passing Xaldin's room they arrived at Vexen's place. An intimidating green fog came from under the door that smelled, oddly enough, like flowers. Roxas gulped nervously then knocked. She might have heard them walking through the hall, the kitchen door was about five feet down. The trio could hear talking in the kitchen. It was torture to wait there, in eyesight of the door. To afraid to knock again, in case she heard it, they had to wait. Breathing was even hard. Every little sound was amplified, and every second, an eternity. The voices stopped in the kitchen. Hands shaking, they watched the kitchen door. The doorknob turned.

"Axel..." Roxas whispered, "Do you have a plan B?"

"No." he choked out.

The door opened and Xaldin walked out. Everyone sighed, but they still were aware that she could walk out at anytime.

"You guys look like you've seen a ghost, everything alright?" He had a policeman sort of personality, and he was their chef, so they had to say something good.

Roxas nudged Axel, knowing he was clever with words. "Hi Superior, no we wanted to ask Vexen something and whatever he's doing down there" he gestured to the fog, "is making us dizzy."

Xaldin chuckled, "I was just talking to Vexen; he's in the kitchen."

"Is anyone else in the kitchen?"

"Nope." Everyone sighed again. Xaldin walked on and turned a nearby corner.

"If she's not in the kitchen...then where is she?" Demyx asked. Everyone grew pale again looking at every door and window suspiciously.

Vexen walked out of the kitchen, iced coffee in hand. Noticing the thick fog seeping from the door he ignored the trio and threw open the door, which happened to be open, not locked as they all presumed. A flood of flower-scented green fog flooded into the hallway. "Not again." he muttered. Axel, Roxas, and Demyx followed. The wonderful smell was getting stronger and stronger as they approached Vexen's lab. He always had some scientific experiment going on. The fog got thicker and thicker as they went down the stairs. Finally they arrived. "Marluxia! I have repeatedly told you: never, and I mean never go into my lab without me being there." Marluxia was standing there, laughing.

"Vexen, it was fun! Besides, your lab smells great now." He grinned.

"Out." Vexen pointed to the door. Marluxia didn't move. "Fine." Summoning his element, he shot chunks of ice toward Marluxia. Marluxia didn't move, and soon a wall of vines were between him and the ice.

"Cool it Vexen." he said, still not moving. Their ongoing battle continued.

Larxene walked towards Lexaeus' room. "Those twerps..."

"Hello Larxene." A voice came suddenly.

It startled her; she broke stride, stumbled, but caught herself at the last moment. Spinning around, she said, "You ignorant- oh it's you Zexion. Sorry, your voice is similar to Axel's for some reason."

The grey-blue haired, serious and short bookworm continued. "Yes, now I have heard you are looking for VIII, IX, and XIII. Am I wrong?"

"Yes, I am."

"They are hiding in IV's room."

"And you're telling me this...why?"

"They mixed up all of my books and hid my favorites. I found them of course."

"Thanks."

"Don't mention it." he walked away.

She walked quickly towards Vexen's room. "When I get there I'm going to make them wish they were never born." She stopped. That was her usual response. She needed something better then that. "I know." She smiled.

Back at Vexen's place, it was a battlefield. "I'm scared Roxas." Axel said from behind an overthrown table.

"You? I never knew Vexen could get like that."

Vexen and Marluxia were still arguing and the green fog was still pretty thick. Axel, Demyx, and Roxas were huddled together, wondering what to do. Suddenly Larxene emerged from the fog, crouching beside them. All three froze, no longer concerned about Vexen and Marly.

"C'mon guys," Larxene said, "I bet there's a way out of here." Nobody moved. They just sat there, dumbfounded. Why on earth would she try to help them? "Fine then." She got a hold of Roxas' hand and pulled, making him stand up. The other two stayed close to Roxas, and she navigated them safely through the battle.

"Uh...thank you." Roxas said, still surprised.

Axel was just about to ask her why on earth she did that, when she explained herself. "I thought you guys were right, turning me in to Xemnas like that. So I should be the one saying thanks." She gave them a smile and walked away.

"Whoa." Demyx said, "Am I dreaming?"

"No, I think she is..." Axel said, "But this is great!"

"Yeah!" Demyx agreed.

Roxas was still suspicious. "Don't you guys think that was a little too weird?"

"No...Maybe...I don't care. Let's go mess up Zexion's books again, that was fun." Demyx said. They all carelessly forgot about Larxene and walked to Zexion's room.

After lunch, Larxene walked to Marluxia's room. "That was hard, acting like I actually forgave them, but it'll be worth it." She arrived and knocked.

A voice shouted, "Password!"

"Marluxia, it's me! Open up." The door opened shortly. "Thank you Marly."

"No problem, what's up? I have some unfinished business, so can you sum this up?"

"I need to punish an unfortunate group of nobodies and I have an idea that's better than your cooking."

"Better? What is it?" She told him her plan. "Ok, that is better than my cooking. Let's get Vexen and set up." he grinned.

After tearing up Zexion's room again, the trio crashed at Axel's place. They always used Axel's place for video games, movies, and sleeping, so everyday was a sleepover to them. This particular evening they were playing Final Fantasy VII.

"Ooo, go there Roxas!"

"I got it."

As usual, they were completely oblivious as to what Larxene was planning. "After five hours of Final Fantasy they finally fell asleep! Five hours!" Vexen scowled. "And you Marluxia! Don't even think I've forgiven you for earlier. Just you wait."

"Hush Vexen. Now you guys know the plan. Marly, do you have everything?"

"Of course."

"Let's go."

The next morning Roxas awoke first. He opened his eyes and sat up. Rather, he tried to stand up. He had fallen asleep on some pillows and now they were saran-wrapped to him. His arms and legs were stuck together similarly. "Larxene. She got us." he sighed, almost laughing as he struggled to get up. Nothing gived, she wrapped him up good. With all his might he tried one last time. It was no good. "Axel! Demyx! Get up!" If you can...he added silently. "Axel!"

"What?" Axel grumbled and rolled over. However he was saran-wrapped just like Roxas, so instead of rolling a little, he fell off the bed. Roxas heard an "Ow!" as Axel hit the floor. "Now for Demyx."

"Why is the floor cold?" Axel asked.

"I don't know. Now help me out of here." Like worms, both Axel and Roxas wriggled in an effort of freeing themselves. After seven and a half minutes Axel finally broke free. Axel stood up to free Roxas but slipped on the floor.

"Ice! She got Vexen to help her too!" The entire floor was coated in very slippery ice. Axel tried to get up again but slipped, glided across the floor and slammed into the wall. Roxas forgot about the saran-wrap and laughed. Axel got up, steadying himself with a nearby dresser. He started laughing too. They both were basically thinking the same thing. 'This is the weirdest, funniest, most humiliating thing in the world. Only Larxene would've thought of this.' Axel, now using the ice, glided to Roxas. He over shot, however and slammed them both across the room. After they stopped sliding, he freed Roxas. They struggled to get up, falling several times. Roxas slid over to Demyx and unwrapped him. Axel glided over to his bed and used his flames to melt the ice. "Wish I would've thought of that sooner."

"Roxas?" Demyx stirred.

"Larxene pranked us while we were asleep." Roxas explained quickly. "Now could you clear up this water?" The ice, now melted, was drenching everything on the ground.

"Yeah," Demyx said sleepily, "Here I go." The water formed into a ball and threw itself out the window. "Good Night..."

Roxas, however, was used to Demyx falling asleep. "Axel."

"I got it." A little flame appeared on Demyx. "It won't burn him, don't worry." Demyx jumped up.

"I'm up! I'm up!" he scowled. "I thought you said you wouldn't do that anymore."

"Yeah, yeah. Drastic times call for drastic actions. Now let's get out of here." Axel said.

Roxas nodded and all three walked to the door. Demyx opened it and a wave of freezing-cold orange juice splashed on them. "I should've figured that out." Roxas said, now sticky. "I didn't think she remembered that time." A couple months ago all three propped a humongous tub full of water against her door so when she opened it the water splashed on her. She did the same but with orange juice.

"Why orange juice?" Axel said, picking himself up.

"So I wouldn't be able to sense it." Demyx replied. "I can tell if there is a big amount of water nearby. She's smart."

After nearly an hour of changing out of their wet clothes and cleaning Axel's room they walked into the kitchen, and of course Larxene was there, casually reading a book. "Did you guys enjoy your morning?" she said sarcastically. "I taped the whole thing, just in case you wanted to relive it all." she smiled, but not harshly, as they would've thought. She laughed, happy to have pulled it off. They started laughing too; halfheartedly glad she got them back. They were basically a family, like thirteen siblings under one roof, and that's the way they liked it.


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