Last Christmas (I Gave You My Owl)

Last Christmas I gave you my owl
But the very next day, it flew away
Next day the RSPCA
Arrested you for animal cruelty

In the court case Hermione cried
In all the photos Voldemort has bad red eye
Exhibit A: film footage of a spat
Between Hedwig and Filch's cat

Voldemort denied all knowledge
Of dropping the owl off the window ledge
Because he said, 'Idiot, why
Would I try to do that; I know owls can fly!'

Last Christmas I gave you my owl
But the very next day, it flew away
Next day the RSPCA
Arrested you for animal cruelty

Last Christmas I gave you my owl
But the very next day, it flew away
Next day the RSPCA
Arrested you for animal cruelty

Oh, oh Voldy

Harry's giving Voldy angry eyes
He knows that he is sprouting loads of lies
He says, 'My God! I know you broke Hedwig's wing!'
Voldy returns, 'No I didn't; she fell off a swing.'

Wands get pulled out and the ghosts all say 'Ooo!'
Which is not very surprising 'cos that's all that they do
Ron jumps in the way and falls down dead
Harry's response: 'Meh, he's ginger.' Was all that he said.

Last Christmas I gave you my owl
But the very next day, it flew away
Next day the RSPCA
Arrested you for animal cruelty

Wands get pulled out and the ghosts all say 'Ooo!' (I gave you my owl)
Which is not very surprising 'cos that's all that they do
Ron jumps in the way and falls down dead
Harry's response: 'Meh, he's ginger.' Was all that he said. (Cruelty)

Sidenote: I am not gingeriest – I happen to have a friend who is ginger.
For those few people who cried when Hedwig died (me).