12 Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
A puppy in an RBT

On the second day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the third day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the fourth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the fifth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the sixth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the seventh day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the eighth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the ninth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the tenth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me
Ten electric drills
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the eleventh day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Eleven trip-wired shotguns
Ten electric drills
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the twelfth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Twelve sexy detectives
Eleven trip-wired shotguns
Ten electric drills
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT

On the thirteenth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
All this and his legacy!

A little late disclaimer: I do not in any way tolerate animal – or Zep – cruelty (although I am very partial to twelve clones of Costas Mandylor...)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!