12 Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
A puppy in an RBT
On the second day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the third day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the fourth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the fifth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the sixth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the seventh day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the eighth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the ninth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the tenth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me
Ten electric drills
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the eleventh day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Eleven trip-wired shotguns
Ten electric drills
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the twelfth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
Twelve sexy detectives
Eleven trip-wired shotguns
Ten electric drills
Nine creepy puppets
Eight bloodstained knives
Seven toilet covers
Six dirty bathrooms
Five of the FBI
Four chainsaws
Three severed limbs
Two pig mask guys
And a puppy in an RBT
On the thirteenth day of Christmas Jigsaw gave to me:
All this and his legacy!
A little late disclaimer: I do not in any way tolerate animal – or Zep – cruelty (although I am very partial to twelve clones of Costas Mandylor...)
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
