Wow. My first stupid one-shot that hasn't been made while I was sick. Okay. This story might be stupid but the facts are correct. Prepare to be horrified. Cyborg was right all along.
Today I was checking my emails on Yahoo and this was a story on yahoo. My mind had been corrupted.
Disclaimer. I don't own teen titans or the article that gave me insperation for this story.
"Hey did you read this", shouted Robin from his computer.
Cyborg and Beastboy looked up from the game station where they had been battling furiously for the past hour. The girls had gone shopping. Starfire believed that they needed more of the "girl time".
"What", shouted back Cyborg.
"According to scientists", Robin read from the screen. "Eating a half serving a day of soy-based foods could be enough to significantly lower a man's sperm count".
"What"?, asked Beastboy looking confused.
"Tofu kills your sperm", simplified Robin.
Beastboy looked at the boy wonder in horror while Cyborg looked like he was going to crack open.
"What the hell dude".
"What we found was men that consume the highest amounts of soy foods in this study had a lower sperm concentration compared to those who did not consume soy foods", finished Robin. Looking back at Cyborg they exchanged smirks while Beastboy looked like he was going to cry.
"I was right", concluded Cyborg. "Meat is better for you. All this time you have been destroying your insides when I have been eating meat and gaining my manliness".
Flexing his muscles Cyborg gave Beastboy a supier look. Beastboy ran over where Robin was seated and quickly begin to read the text on the screen.
"20 million per millilitre, deleterious effect, reproductive system. What the hell does all this mean", cried Beastboy.
Cyborg walked over to the screen to read the survey. "Well BB. I guess there won't be the pitter patter of green furred babies around here anytime soon".
"Well", said Beastboy trying to think of a come back. "Well maybe it's a good thing".
"Yeah", said Cyborg. "Give one example"
Suddenly there was a loud beeping. Walking over to the screen Cyborg read the information. "Its from the titans east".
After pressing a button Bumblebees face appeared on the screen. "Hey Bee. What's up", asked Robin.
"Yeah there something wrong", screamed Bumblebee. "Because of you I'm pregnant", pointing at Cyborg.
Cyborg looked at Bee horrified while Beastboy sided up beside him with a smirk on his face.
"Now. If you had just ate tofu this wouldn't have happened".
