Dorothy- LADIE'S AND GENTLEMAN MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PUHLEASE? FO-
(Get's hit in the head) OW! What was that for?
Itachi- (Glares) What have I said about singing songs from Sweeny Todd?
Dorothy- Not too…
Itachi- And why?
Dorothy- Um, um, um… well, shouldn't YOU be introducing this story?
(Dangles a box of Strawberry Pocky)
Itachi- (Tries to resist, but it proves futile) Fine, Modern Dorothy does not own Naruto.
(Snatches Pocky)
Dorothy- Welcome! As you can probably guess, this is an 'Ask The Character' thing. I know you've seen these all over the site… but, oh what the hell. BRING IN THE HOSTAG- er, GUESTS!
Bubba-…(Makes no move) When the hell did I become your lackey?
Dorothy- The moment you started to cuss, now get them in here before I sic Orochimaru on you.
(Bangs, screams, hisses, and Death Threats come from a closet nearby)
Bubba- T-that was you!
Dorothy- No, that timewas caused by your bitch of a sister, my little cousin.
Bubba- (Sobs before running away)
Dorothy- Crap. (Walks to a door leading to garage, and opens it) Alright, get your asses in here!
Akatsuki (excluding Tobi)- NO!
Tobi- Okay! Because Tobi is a good boy. (Leaves)
Dorothy- Well, aren't you guys going to follow?
Akatsuki- No…
(Dorothy walks up to Itachi, then pulls out Pocky from one of the many random cargo pockets on her person. She holds the pocky up, Itachi head snaps towards it. She then moves it around, his head following it. Finally, she tosses it through doorway, Itachi pounces after it. Dorothy, goes over to Kakuzu, and does the same thing except with money.)
Dorothy- (Stares at Konan thinking) ummmm… I have access to yaoi? (Konan gets up and leaves) and… yuri. (-/ / /-)
(Pein leaves double time, Kisame and Hidan leave as well.)
Dorothy- Let's see. Tobi, check. Mr. Weasel-chan, check. Konan, check. Leader, check. Greed, check. Fishy, check. Jashin's Stalker, check. Hmmm… We have some fresh meat in the fridge.
(Zetsu leaves)
And thus leaves the happy couple. (Smiles at Deidara and Sasori)
Dei- You'll never get us, un!
Sasori- For once I agree with the loudmouth.
Dorothy- Right, well you'll come join us soon. Very, very soon. (Leaves the Garage, maniacally laughing.)
-In Garage-
Dei- Sasori-danna, I-I didn't like that glint her eyes', un.
Sasori- I didn't either.
(Rustling)
Dei- What was that, un?
(Millions of Rats appears)
Both- Oh Crap.
-Out of garage-
Dei and Sasori- (Scream bloody murder as they run out of the Garage)
Dorothy- Thank you Tobi, for that genjutsu. (Gives Tobi a Cookie).
Tobi- Tobi's a Good Boy!
Dorothy- Exactly, now go bother the other members. (He runs off) Okay, you guys can send in questions and dares for the Akatsuki, and anyone else in naruto if you get bored, by reviews.
So may it begin!
