This isn't really a chapter, more of an introduction to 'my' Avengers. BTW, this chapter is written by the perception of Torry, my made-up character.


Clint Barton/Hawkeye - Loves peanut butter. Tony gets super-annoyed with whoever keeps stealing it from the fridge, and then it turns up in the vents. Clint hasn't admitted to doing it yet. Also likes to hide in the vents, he surprises people by popping up everywhere. He also has a pet hawk who lives in the Avengers 'A.' It likes to poop on Tony's head, with Clint's encouragement.

Natasha Romanoff/Black Widow - Plants fake spiders in people's beds after a dare from Loki. It scares the crap out of people 24/7. She also hides in the vents, completely ignoring the random peanut butter jars. She jolts anyone who annoys her and is the current arm wrestling and Just Dance champion.

Steve Rogers/Captain America - Hates being cold. Avengers will randomly find blankets all over the place, the most extreme being at the bottom of the swimming pool and on every fan in the Tower. Also doesn't sleep very much, so he will often watch TV at midnight. He likes to watch documentaries on himself.

Tony Stark/Iron Man - Would eat pizza every meal of the day if Steve would allow him. Likes watching the Iron Man movies (and most other movies) all the time. I believe he has seen Iron Man 2,493 times, Iron Man 2 3,627 times, and Iron Man 3 1,789 times. He's seen the Avengers exactly 2,000 times.

Thor Odinson - Has been told not to throw Mjolnir in the Tower approximately 3,975 times by Tony. IS NOT a blubbering buffoon as some other fanfictions may portray him, he's actually quite smart. Likes to read Harry Potter at the top of his voice at random points in the day.

Bruce Banner/The Hulk - Does yoga. His longest record for a yoga pose is one hour for tree pose without moving. He once nearly beat Nat in an arm wrestle, but he got a bit mad and had to go do yoga. Tony once introduced him to Flappy Bird. It didn't work out so well.

Loki Laufeyson - Likes watching Murdoch Mysteries on TV. Dares the Avengers to do random strange things. He once used magic to turn Tony's hair green and he got so mad. Loki does it regularly now.

Torry Laufeyson/The Green Ranger - Me. Who else do you think knows this much about the Avengers? Yes, Loki's my dad. Yes, he's sometimes annoying. I'm obsessed with Pokémon, and I can teleport, which annoys the crap out of Tony when I randomly turn up in the kitchen. I like reading fanfictions and some other things.

Okay, great. The first story/chapter is about when Tony first realized peanut butter was going missing...