Hi, people!! My first ever Death Note Fanfic!!XD

Death Note: Randomness!

Chapter 1: Beat up!

"L you Jeeerrrk! How DARE YOU EAT MY STUPID CHOCOLATE CAAAKE! LIGHT! I THOUGHT I COULD TRUUST YOUU!" I screeched as I saw Light saying 'I told you she'd catch you's to L. Since they were chained together, Light was forced and tempted to ALSO eat my chocolate cake along with L.

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT!" Light said as he tried to explain that L tempted to also eat my cake, plus the fact that chocolate was also his favorite. I grabbed the middle of the chain; lifted Light's half in the air and started spinning it around in the air.

"SAI-CHAAN! STOOOP IIIIT!" Light yelled from the air. I didn't hear him. :D

I changed my decision of what to do and set Light down.

"Thanks." He muttered. But, Oh, it's not over YET!

"BAAAAKAAAAAYAAAAAAROOOOOOO!!" I screamed at both of them and threw L into a wall. Since he and poor Light were chained together. Light soon followed.

CRASH!!

L crashed into the wall.

KA-CRASH!

Light followed just under him. As Light slowly began to sink down L followed and nearly crushed him.

"OW! Ryuzakiii!" Light said as L landed on him.

Oh, but I wasn't done YET. I walked over to them and proceeded to beat 'em up……

POW!

SMACK!

CRACK!

BRACK!

SIGH…

KA-CRASH!

BOOOM!

SQUISH!

"YEOOOW!" They screamed as I continued my horrible beating.

1000 sound effects later…

VROOM!

WAAAAH!

Meow!

Arf!

SLASH!

CRASH!

BANG!

"The paaaiiin!" they screamed as I finished off by body slamming them.

Just then I got out of my outrage and returned to normal with absolutely no memory of what I did.

"Hey, guys what happened?" I asked as I stared at both of them.

Injuries:

L-Bruised all over, cut on the chest, scratch on the forehead, broken ribs and a gash in the ass.

Light- Bruised all over, a cut on his left knee, a gash in the ass.

Both had some blood or catsup all over them.

"YOU DON'T REMEMBEER!?" they screeched before fainting from shock that I don't remember anything.

Author's note:

REVIEW!

Dancers of the night, if your reading this isn't what I asked about. Hope you enjoyed anyway…

To friends:

I hope you enjoyed!

Light: I can't believe you beat me up bad. OVER CAKE!

Me: had you asked I would have let you.

Light : Note to self: NEVER MAKE HER MAD.

Both: Review!

Translations:

Bakayaro: Jerk(in japanese)