Hey guys! So I was laying in bed around 1AM, and I had a sudden inspiration to write! So, naturally, I grabbed a notebook and a pen and here we are! Hehe, I hope you guys enjoy it.

DISCLAMER: I do NOT own d. gray man, I wish I did (ALL the Yullen!)


Chapter 1- Eating Habits

"Oi, Moyashi." a certain grumpy samurai said. "The name is Allen, BaKanda! And what do you want?" Allen snapped back. Fighting back the urge to murder him on the spot, he simply 'che'd' and proceeded to ask, "why do you eat so much, Mo-ya-shi?" purposely drawing out the syllables of Allen's unwanted nickname.

Allen said nothing, and simply raised his left arm as an answer. Kanda 'Tch'd' at Allen's response and continued eating, shooting looks of disgust(which Allen failed to catch) at the white-haired boy as he ate like he hadn't seen food in years.

As Allen finished, he cleared up his mess and went to leave when he barely caught a mumbled "disgusting brat.." from none other than Kanda. As quietly as he could, he activated crown clown and snuck towards Kanda. Placing one of his fingers against Kanda's neck, he leaned in and said sweetly, "What did you say?"

Kanda jumped up instantly, cursing, and immediately drew Mugen. "Do you want to die, Baka Moyashi?!" he yelled. Allen's eyebrow twitched. "My. Name. Is. ALLEN!" And with that he leapt at Kanda, not noticing when all the finders did the routined, "Kanda and Allen are fighting again" drill as they left the room.

Niether noticed the exorcist approaching them. A loud smack was heard and Allen watched as Kanda stumbled back, cheek swelling up. Allen looked at the exorcist, shocked. "L-Lenalee!" Allen stuttered, shocked at his friends actions. "Kanda , you idiot, why can't you leave Allen alone for once?!" Lenalee shouted.

Kanda just glared at her, ignoring the blood welling up in his mouth. He simply turned and stalked off, leaving a dumbfounded Allen and Lenalee behind. As soon as he left he spat the blood out of his mouth. He was thoroughly pissed.

He was so pissed that he didn't notice a certain scientist following him, nor did he notice said scientist get closer. He did, however, notice when a thin needle was stuck into his neck, and he whirled around instantly, pulling the damned thing out of his neck. However, by the time he had turned around to confront(and probably murder) his attacker, the drug had already begun to work its magic.

Kanda cursed as the last thing he saw before going unconscious was the devilish grin of none other than Komui Lee. 'Well shit,' he thought, 'I'm screwed.' before his world went black.


Yes, I know its super short, but I was tired. The next chapter will be longer, promise!

Reviews are appreciated!