I don't own PJO…and her to back me up is (drumroll) PERCY JACKSON!

Me: Percy, dear, do I own PJO

Percy: No…Hey! Aren't you like my niece?

Me: From the FUTURE! BAHAHAHA! (Disappears in a cloud of smoke)

Percy: Whoa! :0

Chapter 1: Bored is Bad

Aphrodite's POV

Oh My Zeus. These stupid summer council meetings will kill me yet! And I'm immortal! We, and by we, I mean me, Arty, the Di Angelo girl…her name is umm…Lillie, and the Logan Jackson child…Ok so where was I…Oh! Hermes, Ares and Apollo, need to find a summer home. Now maybe you are asking why I pick the Di Angelo girl and the Jackson boy is because they are so totally my next project…

"Zeus!"

"Yes?" he replied solemnly

"I say you let me, a few gods, another goddess, and two demi-gods have a vacation home!"

"NO!" he replied immediately

I winced, thought (yes I do think!) hey what does a goddess like me do best! Duh!

"I will annoy you ALL" I said pointing to Zeus, Hera, Poseidon and a few others "Until I get what I want"

Zeus looked at me with wide eyes and I just smirked. It was great awkward silence!

"Fine! Who do you want?" he said in a rush

I kept on smirking for a few seconds to annoy him

"Apollo, Arty-"

"DO NOT CALL ME ARTY!" Artemis stood up and yelled

"-fine ARTEMIS, Ares and Hermes."

"You wanted two demi-gods correct?" Zeus blurted

"Yesss" I hissed and shot him a murderous glare that said: 'Permanent make-up DOES exist, don't interrupt me again unless you want to experience it' "But I was not done yet, Father."

"I want the Di Angelo girl. And the Jackson Boy"

Twelve sets of eyes looked at me like I was psychotic.

"What?" I asked innocently.

"Why, in the name of Chaos, do you want Lillie and Logan?" Zeus asked in a tone that sounded as if he were speaking to a 3 year old.

"Because, Zeus, she is: A) crazy B) fun C) spirited and D) And for Logan he is just so cute…and Lillie and him are so cute together!"

Athena, Posiedon, Apollo and Zeus glared at me. Then there was a long awkward silence during which 20 eyes darted from me, to Apollo, to Poseidon, to Athena, to Zeus. Apollo broke the silence.

"Ok, I'll admit it…Lillie Leigh Di Angelo, a very beautiful girl-"

"HEY!" I piped up just to receive a glare from Apollo that said: 'don't interrupt me again unless you want to speak in couplets for the rest of the summer'

"- An Logan, a very hansome boy are together..I saw them...But in my defense, I thought Aphodite should tell you all…"

All I could do was smile. It was so cute! "It was just so cute!" I giggled in my head…or so I thought. And once again I had every other Olympian's eyes on me, so I just got up, grabbed Ares by the wrist, pointed at the twins and the god of thieves and motioned them to follow.