"Happy endings don't really exist."

"And why do you think so?"

"Because... well, everything eventually ends. And when they end, they aren't happy."

"You're just a little ray of sunshine, aren't you?"

"I'm the Prince of the Dead. That better be irony."

"Of course. I'm the ray of sunshine."

"I seriously hate you."

"That's not exactly a deterrent. You hate everybody."

"I do, don't I?"

"You seriously didn't know that?"

"It's interesting hearing it from you."

"You make no sense."

"I know."

"You're really confusing."

"Will—"

"What?"

"I love—hey, is that Mrs. O'Leary?"

"I'm shunned for a dog."