It is a well known fact amongst the Gryffindor seventh year boys that James Potter loves to take showers. Every morning at half past seven he will kick whoever is using the bathroom out and indulge in a shower twice the length of anyone else's. Little is known about what actually happens during these showers but there always tends to be the sound of singing through the bathroom door. Loud singing.

By the time James had taken his shower and got dressed breakfast was nearly over. He arrived in the Great Hall to see his three best friends sitting in their usual places and was surprised to see that they were joined by none other than Lily Evans. All four of their faces split into smirks as he took a seat.
"Mornin' Jamesie." Sirius chirped, grinning unnervingly. James frowned.
"Morning?"
"Enjoy your shower?" Remus Lupin greeted casually, smiling from behind the large folds of the Daily Prophet. A small blush spread across James' cheeks and he avoided Lily's eyes, did they really have to talk about him showering when she was present?
"Yes thank you." Pulling a slice of toast and the butter over, James missed the mischievous looks that passed between his friends.
"We enjoyed your shower." Sirius stated confidently, timing his words as James took a bite of his toast. He choked.
"Pardon?"
Lily giggled and James' look of confusion turned suspicious.
"You have a lovely voice James." Peter complimented drowsily, "What was that song. . . ? Oh I know! Can't buy me LOOOOVVEEE!"
"CAN'T BUY ME LOO-OOVE!" Remus and Sirius joined in loudly. "CAN'T BUY ME LOOOVVEE!" Lily sat and laughed as James flushed and buried his head in his hands. Various students were beginning to turn around to see what in Godric's, Salazar's, Rowena's and Helga's name the Marauders were doing this morning. "No, no, no, NOOOOOO!" The three boys cut off the last note abruptly and each raised their eyebrows at James.

"We were just wondering," Sirius smirked, "If you'd do us all a favour and er, sing it in tune tomorrow?"


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