So, since Christmas is coming up and I feel like it, I have decided to write a Christmas one-shot! Well, technically an eight shot, but who cares? Anyway, I'm doing a letter from each of the flock to… SANTA! I''m also doing Dylan (maybe) and (maybe) Total. So, let's begin, starting with our Maxiepoo! :) Oh yeah, and the letters are going to be based off the books (Example: Letter 1- Angel Experiment; Letter 2- School's Out- Forever; etc.). You'll get it.
Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride nor Christmas nor Santa. But I do own my letter to Santa. My presents, not yours. Jkjk- never mind, they're mine.
Letter #1: Max in the Angel Experiment
Dear Santa,
Hey. No whitecoats and evil dudes would be awesome. But I bet since you're a little bit chubby (maybe you should hold off some of those cookies?) they'll kill you and nobody will be in the Christmas spirit and since I'm not that mean (shut up Iggy), I'll ask for something else. Well, let me think. I guess first of all I would like a new pair of jeans. The last pair is now… well… shredded. From those stingy Erasers, I mean. Maybe you should send them some nail filers or something. Well, I guess that's all… oh yeah! Go tell Jeb to go stick his head in a blender. That would really make my day. And maybe you could also send me some cookies if you're thinking about a diet. Hold off the rat flavor please for Nudge. (Maybe you can get them from Dr. Martinez; her cookies are amazing (though I bet you would already know))
Thanks,
Maximum Ride (call me anything besides Max and I'll kill you before the whitecoats get to you.)
(P.S. don't find our house; it's kind of destroyed (says Iggy). We'll find you, k?)
(P.S.S. Please do not give Iggy any explosives this Christmas, please. Please. He already has enough.)
R&R?
