Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a!

I needed to Wright this…


"My bologna has a first name It's O-s-c-a-r My bologna has a second name It's M-e-y-e-r I love to eat it everyday And if you ask me what I'll saaaaaaay Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a!"

That was the fifth time Blaine had sung that song.

"Blaine shut up! I love you, but please stop singing about bologna!"

The boys had been making sandwiches for a picnic they were going to with the warblers, just to catch up. When the bologna had been taken out Blaine had said "I really want to sing the bologna song right now!" So Kurt asked what the bologna song was. After he got over the initial shock of Kurt now knowing the song Blaine had responded by singing the song… five times!

"Nu uh! No Kurt! I am gona sing it until you know all the words! Now repeat after me!"

"No"

"My bologna has a first name…"

"No"

"t's O-s-c-a-r…"

"No"

"My bologna has a second name it's M-e-y-e-r…"

"NO!"

"I love to eat it every day and if you ask me what I'll saaaaaaay…" Blaine held the note waiting for Kurt to fill in.

" Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a" Kurt mumbled out reluctantly. The smile on Blaine's face grew so wide Kurt thought his face might split in half "YA! Now sing it by yourself!" this was going to be a long day.


When they got to the park were the picnic was being held Kurt was humming the bologna song, His boyfriend had gotten it stuck in his head. As they sat down and set up the picnic Jeff had asked "Hey Kurt! What are you humming?" Kurt absentmindedly answered "oh, it's the bologna song. Blaine got it stuck in my head trying to teach it to me!"

Wes, David, Nick, Jeff, and Trent all looked at him. "You don't know the bologna song!" Trent exclaimed! Kurt just shrugged "I never heard it before! Blaine said the same thing!"

The Warblers just looked at each other before Wes opened up the cooler and took out the pack of bologna that they had put in there. He pulled one piece out and threw it in the air. Kurt only had enough time to mutter an "oh god" before the boys started to sing

" My bologna has a first name It's O-s-c-a-r My bologna has a second name It's M-a-y-e-r I love to eat it everyday And if you ask me what I'll saaaaaaay, Cuz Oscar Mayer has a way with B-o-l-o-g-n-a!"

There spectacular performance included them jumping on tables and throwing bologna at random people…and a squirrel.

Which had ended in Jeff running over to the squirrel and yelling "I'm sooo sorry little squirrel! Please be ok!" when the squirrel bit him and ran off Jeff started to cry, Begging for the squirrel to forgive him. Nick had hugged him until he was better.

Kurt just raised an eyebrow at the whole thing. These boys could do nothing to surprise him anymore, but he loved them anyway.


This comes from personal experience. I was eating b-o-l-o-g-n-a and I started to sing the song. My sis did not know it so I sang it until she did. The picnic was made up thou… I love that song…

-Tori

(No! spell check it wrong! My name has an 'I' not a 'y'!)