I don't own Slayers and I don't know if Zel had a sister or not But I did create her so there. I'm trying to get things to make more sense… they will in later chapters.





Rezo poured the solution in the test tube into the beaker, too little and it wouldn't work, too much and it could blow up in his face. The silence of the lab was broken by a shrill voice

"AAAHHHH REZOOO!!!"

He couldn't see the small girl with blue/purple hair tied in a high ponytail with stray bits of hair falling in her face, large sea blue eyes, who was dressed like a boy. But he could hear her run over to him and could feel her grabbing onto his robes.

"Heeeelp! Zelgadiss is teasing me again!"

"I am not!!!" came a new voice from the hallway. A slightly taller boy with the same sea blue eyes and colour hair (only cut short and almost covering one eye) stuck his head around the corner. The unusual thing was that his head was soaked in soup.

"He put a gold fish in my soup!" yelled the nine year old pointing an accusing finger at Zel (result: head soaked in soap)

"Did not!"

"Oh I suppose it just jumped in there itself?"

"No." He said with a smirk "The water spirits did it" he twiddled his fingers for effect

"And before that he stole my dolls! He was going to flare arrow them!"

"I did not!" he added more quietly a small pout on his lips "didn't work anyway…"

"And would you stop contradicting me!"

"I do not contradict you."

"Yeah you do!"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"Do to!"

"Do not!"

"You're doing it now!" drawn out pause

"…am not"

"AAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!" Rezo sweat dropped, sure he loved the kids, they were his grand/great grand children, but their sibling rivalry was getting on his nerves. Zelgadiss was a year older but sometimes it was hard to tell. They had been put into his care after their parents died in an accident and they were finally coming out of mourning. He didn't know which was worse, the quiet depressed kids or the loud fighting kids.

"I'll get you for that!"

"Ha! Like to see you try!"

"You'll eat those words!" Zelgadiss answered by pulling down on his eye in sticking his tongue out

"Oh would you just grow up! Ya runt"

"We'll see who's the runt!" Zelgadiss pounced at Yuri who let out a small eep and ran behind Rezo's robes again

"No don't knock me!"

KAABOOOMB

*Blink blink*

"Wow…" muttered Zel

"That was cool!" they chirped the soot covered siblings in unison

"That's it! I've had it both of you out! I don't want to see you down here ever again! Even if all seven pieces of shabranigdo are reborn, I don't care, STAY OUT!"

the cowering brother and sister quietly left the lab as quickly as possible.

"This is all your fault, you're the one that knocked him."

"It's not my fault."

"Now who's contradicting."