All Thanks to That

A/N: Just something to help me get to typing fanfics after not writing for a year. Horrible attempt at humor though.

Disclaimer: I own Bleach and Fairy Tail! MWHAHAHAHAHA! Seriously, I really own them. (hear the sarcasm in my words)


"People of Magnolia town! And people from nearby towns! And those who especially came from the underworld, don't forget to go back to your graves when it's over! Okay?"

He snorted. His grave wasn't really convenient to get to at the moment.

"And for what you have all been waiting for! The Fairy Tail beauties will perform on this stage!"

He shuddered. There was absolutely no reason for him to be here except for looking for his lost fukutaichou. She was probably here because of the beauty contest.

"Let the contest begin!"

He drowned out the rest of the noises and glanced around the room. He landed his eyes on a blue cat cheering along with everyone else in the room and raised an eyebrow. A bright pink in the crowd caused him to shudder. 'And here I thought I escaped—'

The cheering stopped. He glanced up and watched with the rest of the crowd.

"Quit playing around! This beauty contest concerns my living!" The seventh contestant –he believed to be- shouted at the other contestant on stage.

"What did you say, little girl?" And the other contestant lifted her glasses and contestant number seven turned to stone.

'Part of the performance? No. Not with the looks on Fairy Tail's mages.'

"This is terrible! Everybody, run!" With that the audience that used to be surrounding him swarmed to the exit.


"This is a battle! It's not over until one side or the other is obliterated completely! Give it up al—" Natsu stopped slamming against the invisible walls. The air around them was getting chilly just like when Gray was getting ready to use his ice magic.

Natsu turned around and saw a boy about the age of ten glaring at him. The unusual thing was the spiky, white hair that the boy had.

Natsu shivered. Even Gray's ice wasn't that cold compared to the kid. Was he a new mage at Fairy Tail? He was sure he never saw the kid around before.

"Oi, could you be quiet? I'm trying to get some sleep here." The kid looked up at the sky, noticing how late he was.

Natsu and Gajeel watched as the kid walked away and prepared to jump off the roof.

And with the same fashion as Natsu had a while ago, he proceeded to slam into the invisible.

"NO WAY! NOT A KID LIKE YOU TOO!" Natsu and Gajeel gaped. How can a kid that short not get through? Was his white hair not for show?

It wasn't until a few hours that Hitsugaya Toushirou was able to get back to Soul Society. Matsumoto had arrived back to the office before he did and that was something Matsumoto wasn't going to forget easily.

It was all thanks to that stupid rune rule: 'Those above the age of 80, and stone statues, may not pass'.


A/N: Not really happy with this work. But, hey, most of my fanfics sound better in my head than when it is written.