WITHOUT ME
Nayru: Wode airen, wode airen…
Xiao: NAYRU! STOP BABBLING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WRITE!
Nayru: Gomen ne… I'll write another Eminem parody! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUO IS BACK!
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Heero: Heero Yuy, omae o korosu!
Duo: Two L-1 girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!
Two Earthsphere girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!
Wufei and Trowa: Guess who's back, back again?
Heero: Duo's back, warn your friends,
Quatre: Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, uh huh…
Duo: I be flying my Deathscythe, cos people don't think Heero's best no more,
They want Duo, I'm chopped liver! (Heero: NANI?!)
Well if ya want Duo, here's what I'll give ya; A little kawaii boy, mix it with evil
And some bullets shot to stop the heart
Faster than Heero on a mission
In space if I'm not cooperating,
Or if I mess up Deathscythe, now it's not operating,
You wait this long to stop debating
if blood is OK in the dub, but I ain't waiting!
I know that you gonna stalk Relena,
But I'll kick your ass in DBZ arena!
So Trowa B. might let me be
Or let me par-ty, so let me see,
They try to shoot me down at the colonies,
But it would be so boring without me!
So, come on get, blood on your lips, fuck that,
Shoot a bit, and run for the hills, so get ready
This shit's about to get heavy,
I settled the last court case,
FUCK YOU HILDE!
Chorus: Now this is just the mission for me,
And all the fangirls (pause) follow me,
Cause I'm the one with (pause) controversy,
And it's just so BORING without me!
Now this is just the mission for me,
And all the fangirls (pause) follow me,
Cause I'm the one with (pause) controversy,
And it's just so BORING without me!
Duo: I'm a hellion, 15 years old and rebellious
And scared cause Quatre listens to Elvis,
I'm locked up, a prisoner helpless,
When Wufei goes on a mission, I yell BITCH!
A missionary, ZERO vision scary,
We'll start a revolution, through the airwaves,
5 rebels, but let me revel and bask in the fact
I got Catherine kissing my ass
But a disaster and a catastrophe when
Heero steals my boxers, then you ask for me?
Here I am, da-na-na-na-na, na no da! (a la Chichiri)
9 inches in the pants and it's hanging out and
Sink it into your mind like a splinter
Duo Maxwell, I'm back for the winter
No mama, worst thing since Khushrenada
Lady hiding in the bathtub laughing HAHAHA!
DE NADA, ATTENTION PLEASE
Feel the tension in the room when Lady mentions me
Ain't got 10 cents, 2 cents or three,
A nuisance, God sent
For Shinigami!
Chorus
Duo: A mission, a task, yeah,
I go tit for tat with
Any Ozzy who's talking
This and that shit,
Spongebob and Patrick,
I can get your ass kicked!
Worse than that little Squidward bastard!
And Sandy, I like Sandy in my pant-ies,
You squirrel girl, climb on my knees and get panting!
You don't know me, you dub-bo, let go,
You're bullshit, nobody watches Nicko! (Heero: Nickolodeon!)
So let's go, just give me a missile
I'll be there swingin' the scythe throwin' insults,
I bend over poke ya ass with a pencil
Since I want to see more dollar symbols!
But sometimes, shit just seems,
Fangirls wanna get down with me!
In chat rooms they're discussing me!
I guess they think I'm dis-cuss-ting!
But though I may be the Shinigami,
I am the best thing since naked Hilde,
To blow up bastards so stupidly
And use it to get myself happy! HEEEY!
That's a concept that works,
But before new Aries suits emerge,
No matter how many Mobile Suits in the sea,
It's so so boring without me!
Chorus
Duo: Treize is a bastard, Lady Une's a bitch, Otto's a jackass, let's all get high!
Wufei's a baka, Heero's a weirdo, Quatre's a druggo, let's all get high!
KIDS!
(brief humor relief scene: We watch as Duo, Heero, and a fucked up Quatre beat the shit out of Bin Laden.)
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Nayru: That was scary.
Xiao: That was beyond scary.
Ran-Ran: THAT WAS COOOOOOOOL!
Xiao: Whatever.
Nayru: Now all you people have to do is review! Review review review! Constructive criticism appreciated, but I'll shoot the shit out of you if you flame me. REVIEWINESS!!!!!!!!!
Nayru: Wode airen, wode airen…
Xiao: NAYRU! STOP BABBLING ABOUT YOUR BOYFRIEND AND WRITE!
Nayru: Gomen ne… I'll write another Eminem parody! LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, DUO IS BACK!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~
Heero: Heero Yuy, omae o korosu!
Duo: Two L-1 girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!
Two Earthsphere girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside!
Wufei and Trowa: Guess who's back, back again?
Heero: Duo's back, warn your friends,
Quatre: Guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, guess who's back, uh huh…
Duo: I be flying my Deathscythe, cos people don't think Heero's best no more,
They want Duo, I'm chopped liver! (Heero: NANI?!)
Well if ya want Duo, here's what I'll give ya; A little kawaii boy, mix it with evil
And some bullets shot to stop the heart
Faster than Heero on a mission
In space if I'm not cooperating,
Or if I mess up Deathscythe, now it's not operating,
You wait this long to stop debating
if blood is OK in the dub, but I ain't waiting!
I know that you gonna stalk Relena,
But I'll kick your ass in DBZ arena!
So Trowa B. might let me be
Or let me par-ty, so let me see,
They try to shoot me down at the colonies,
But it would be so boring without me!
So, come on get, blood on your lips, fuck that,
Shoot a bit, and run for the hills, so get ready
This shit's about to get heavy,
I settled the last court case,
FUCK YOU HILDE!
Chorus: Now this is just the mission for me,
And all the fangirls (pause) follow me,
Cause I'm the one with (pause) controversy,
And it's just so BORING without me!
Now this is just the mission for me,
And all the fangirls (pause) follow me,
Cause I'm the one with (pause) controversy,
And it's just so BORING without me!
Duo: I'm a hellion, 15 years old and rebellious
And scared cause Quatre listens to Elvis,
I'm locked up, a prisoner helpless,
When Wufei goes on a mission, I yell BITCH!
A missionary, ZERO vision scary,
We'll start a revolution, through the airwaves,
5 rebels, but let me revel and bask in the fact
I got Catherine kissing my ass
But a disaster and a catastrophe when
Heero steals my boxers, then you ask for me?
Here I am, da-na-na-na-na, na no da! (a la Chichiri)
9 inches in the pants and it's hanging out and
Sink it into your mind like a splinter
Duo Maxwell, I'm back for the winter
No mama, worst thing since Khushrenada
Lady hiding in the bathtub laughing HAHAHA!
DE NADA, ATTENTION PLEASE
Feel the tension in the room when Lady mentions me
Ain't got 10 cents, 2 cents or three,
A nuisance, God sent
For Shinigami!
Chorus
Duo: A mission, a task, yeah,
I go tit for tat with
Any Ozzy who's talking
This and that shit,
Spongebob and Patrick,
I can get your ass kicked!
Worse than that little Squidward bastard!
And Sandy, I like Sandy in my pant-ies,
You squirrel girl, climb on my knees and get panting!
You don't know me, you dub-bo, let go,
You're bullshit, nobody watches Nicko! (Heero: Nickolodeon!)
So let's go, just give me a missile
I'll be there swingin' the scythe throwin' insults,
I bend over poke ya ass with a pencil
Since I want to see more dollar symbols!
But sometimes, shit just seems,
Fangirls wanna get down with me!
In chat rooms they're discussing me!
I guess they think I'm dis-cuss-ting!
But though I may be the Shinigami,
I am the best thing since naked Hilde,
To blow up bastards so stupidly
And use it to get myself happy! HEEEY!
That's a concept that works,
But before new Aries suits emerge,
No matter how many Mobile Suits in the sea,
It's so so boring without me!
Chorus
Duo: Treize is a bastard, Lady Une's a bitch, Otto's a jackass, let's all get high!
Wufei's a baka, Heero's a weirdo, Quatre's a druggo, let's all get high!
KIDS!
(brief humor relief scene: We watch as Duo, Heero, and a fucked up Quatre beat the shit out of Bin Laden.)
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Nayru: That was scary.
Xiao: That was beyond scary.
Ran-Ran: THAT WAS COOOOOOOOL!
Xiao: Whatever.
Nayru: Now all you people have to do is review! Review review review! Constructive criticism appreciated, but I'll shoot the shit out of you if you flame me. REVIEWINESS!!!!!!!!!
