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Phong writes a Season 5 fanfic!
Starring Kathryn Grover as the narrorator!
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Disclaimer: ReBoot is owned by Mainframe, a wonderful company that is
currently animating a Spiderman series. Darkwing Duck is owned by Disney.
And just for the record, I LOVE CiCi's Pizza. No animosity toward this
yummy restaurant is intended.

***

Some people may wonder what cartoon characters do in their free time.

Well, some of them are internet geeks.

We are about to meet a few of them.

(Phong is sitting at a desk in a room filled with spare computer parts,
typing at a computer.)

Here, we have Phong. A regular from the show, ReBoot. He just happens to
be a member of the 'Toon Fanfic Writing Club. Today, we will watch as he
meets up with one of the other members at his apartment.

(Knocking sound at the door.)

Phong: Oh! Come in!

(Door opens.)

Ah! Who should it be but Gosalyn! A regular character from Darkwing Duck!

(Gosalyn bounces over to Phong.)

Gosalyn: Hey Phong! We gonna write that fic out today?

Phong: Ah! Yes. I have all my ideas typed out. Do you have your notes?

Gosalyn: All right here!

Phong: Good then. Let us begin..........oh.........what should I name it?

(Gosalyn goes through her notes, then looks through Phong's.)

"Hmmm. Well,
because it takes place just after Season 5 ends.......and since it
involves a lot of pizza........."

(Gosalyn reaches over to the keyboard and starts typing.)

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Pizza Hunt
Work of fanfiction by Phong and Gosalyn
***

Phong: Oh! That is a wonderful name choice!

Gosalyn: Are you always so easily amused? What should we put in the
disclaimer?

(Phong thinks for a bit, then starts typing.)

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Disclaimer: Mainframe owns Phong, not the other way around!
***

Gosalyn: Eh..........I guess that works.

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Chapter 1
Megabyte's Evil Plan
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Phong: How should we do the opening paragraph?

Gosalyn: Let me handle this. (Starts Typing.)

Upon the balcony of the war room, with the entire system resources at his
command, the pinnacle of evil, Megabyte, stood with gleaming claws and
beady eyes, wondering who to utterly destroy first! Near him, Welman,
AKA Mr. Nullhead, was now his infected slave, ready to bow to his every
whim. Held by this null-headed robot, was the null-headed robot's son,
Enzo, who was desperately trying to escape the unusually strong grip of
the robot suit.

Phong: Are you always this descriptive?

Gosalyn: I read a LOT of comic books.

Phong: Are all comic books this descriptive?

Gosalyn: Ever read "Spawn"?

"Ah! What a perfect place to launch my perfectly EVIL plan!" said
Megabyte, cackling with glee. "For with these system resources under my
command, I can quickly accomplish in minutes

Phong: Are you sure you mean "minutes"?

Gosalyn: Oh yeah. Minutes are like months, eh? Scratch that.

"Ah! What a perfect place to launch my perfectly EVIL plan!" said
Megabyte, cackling with glee. "For with these system resources under my
command, I can accomplish in nanoseconds what would take minutes with my
viral binomes!"

"You'll never get away with this, Megabyte!" Enzo shouted!

Phong: Do you not think that is a little cliche?

Gosalyn: It's a FANFIC! It's SUPPOSED to be cliche!

Phong: Ah, yes! You are correct!

"Ah, but you don't even know what my plan is. Don't worry. I don't want to
KILL any of you. I just want to torture your sister by breaking her
spirit, PERMANENTLY!"

"Actually," said Welman "I think she already did that to herself when you
were posing as Bob."

"That's not funny! Now shut up while I finish telling you guys my entire
plan!"

Gosalyn: This part is important. Every villian likes to brag.

Phong: Ah, so true. When is it my turn at the keyboard?

Gosalyn: Just a minute! I'm on a roll!

"*Ahem!* Where was I before Mr. Null-head interrupted? Ah yes. When I am
finished breaking your sister's spirit, I will claim her as my own!
Because I now have these wonderful shape shifting capabilities, I will
turn into this wonderful representation of what I really SHOULD look like,
and become Dot's prince charming! She will be mine forever!"

Enzo watched agape as Megabyte started getting a facial expression similar
to the expression Mandark gets when he sees Dee Dee.

Phong: Ah! Dexter's Laboratory! Megabyte and Hexadecimal remind me so much
of Dexter and Dee Dee!

Gosalyn: Yeah. Too bad Hex never got to say the line "Ooooh! What does
THIS button do?"

Phong: Maybe we should write a fanfic about that.

Gosalyn: Later.

"Do you really think Dot would go for you? After what you pulled?"

"Of course she will? For who could resist this look I have chosen for
myself?"

Megabyte hands Enzo a vidwindow. Enzo stares at the vidwindow, then stares
at Megabyte with one eyebrow raised.

"It looks like Phil Donahue!"

"IT IS NOT PHIL DONAHUE! IT IS ME! IT IS HOW I WILL LOOK! AND HOW I WILL
LOOK LOOKS NOTHING LIKE PHIL DONAHUE!"

Phong: Alright, my turn. You are starting to write Megabyte like Mojo
Jojo.

(Phong pushes Gosalyn away from the keyboard.)

Gosalyn: HEY!

"Are you kidding? That looks EXACTLY like him! You're crazier than
Hexadecimal was! I'll bet your plan to "break Dot's spirit" is even
worse."

"Ah, but you have no idea! For I have developed the most diabolical plan
to rid Dot of her spirit!"

Gosalyn: WHO writes Megabyte like Mojo Jojo?

"And what plan would that be?"

"I will DESTROY HER BUSINESS!"

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!

Enzo stared, wide eyed.

"You're kidding! How the hell would you do that? You're just gonna blow
up the Diner again? Because she can always rebuild it."

Gosalyn: Does Enzo talk like that? Does Enzo even know what hell is?

Phong: Oh yes. You should have heard him after he found out what Cartoon
Network did!

"Oh, no. Blowing it up would do nothing to hurt her business. She has more
insurance policies than Hexadecimal had masks. My plan is to make her go
bankrupt by creating a better business."

"Heh. What the heck would YOU know about business?"

"All in good time, my boy! I have a building to create!"

Megabyte started pressing buttons and a vidwindow popped up on the center
viewscreen in the war room. It showed a sector of G-Prime, which was
mostly empty. He opened up the paint program that Hex had once used to
paint Mainframe like crazy, then erased everything in the sector. He then
constructed a wireframe of a building with a large eating room and
gigantic kitchen. He added video games, tables, buffets, etc. Then, the
finishing touch, a big sign. "CiCi's Pizza!"

Phong: Hmmmm. We did decide that Megabyte was going to open a franchise
restaurant, right?

Gosalyn: Isn't that kind of a paradox? For a pizza chain from the real
world to exist there?

Phong: Well, if Ray can wear the Motorola logo on his icon, Hex can wear
the McDonalds logo on her head, and we can have random appearances by
Feathers McGraw and the Pixar lamp, then opening a CiCi's in Mainframe
should be no trouble.

Gosalyn: Right.......

(REAL Author's note: CiCi's pizza exists mostly in the southern U.S. with
the exception of Indiana and Ohio, which are up north. Currently, the
closest restaurants to Canada are in those two states, so chances are
most Canadians have never heard of this place. Go to
http://www.cicispizza.com to find out what this place is like. CiCi's is
an all-you-can-eat pizza/pasta/salad buffet, and is famous for its dessert
pizzas (as in CHOCOLATE PIZZA!), embarrassingly friendly staff (Everybody
in the kitchen shouts "HELLO! WELCOME TO CICI'S!" at every poor soul that
enters their restaurant.), and policy to make ANY pizza you ask for. These
will all become silly plot devices later on. ;) )


(Author's Note #2: Great, now I'm hungry.......)


"And with this restarant, I WILL CONQUER DOT'S SANITY FOREVER!" shouted
Megabyte as Enzo watched, dumbounded. Enzo then turned to his dad.

"Gee, I wish I could reach a window. I really need to call the Funny Farm,
'cause the web obviously did more than give him superpowers. He's NUTS!"

Megabyte on the other hand, opened a window to make an announcement to the
city, as well as the various sprites trapped within the P.O..

"Greetings, citezens of Mainframe. I have completed phase one of my evil
revenge plan. You may all go home now. We will continue this later."

Gosalyn: So when are we gonna write in some action?

Phong: Later. We have not finished setting up the plot!

Gosalyn: Can I at least write the ending to this chapter? Pretty
please?

Phong: Oh, alright. Here.

Gosalyn: Thank you! Now, how to end this?

"Now, my child. I can't have you spoiling my evil plot to all your
little buddies."

Megabyte lifted his shimmering claws. A tentacle shot out of his arm,
wrapping around Enzo while leaving him a pale blue color. Megabyte,
grinning a nasty little grin, pointed at his face while saying:

"You will NOT tell anyone what my plan is. Furthermore, you will not
tell anyone you are infected."

"Yes, Megabyte."

"Um, sir?" said Welman?

"What do you want NOW you pathetic excuse for a pet?"

"Aren't they going to figure out he's infected when they see him? I
mean, he doesn't look too healthy. Unless of course you want to try
and convince everybody that he's Bob's long lost cousin."

Megabyte paused to think for a moment. "By golly, he's right!"

Phong: Golly? Megabyte? Now THAT'S a paradox!

Megabyte walked into Dot's office, and upon opening a drawer,
discovered a small section of Dot's make-up collection. Pulling out a
bottle of foundation, he ordered Enzo to put it on his face and
hands.

"Use this after every shower!" The insanely evil virus ordered.

After Enzo was done, Megabyte unlocked all the doors in the Principal
office, then dissappeared out the escape door.

***

As the confused sprites who previously thought they were about to be
turned into orange goo repeated Megabyte's words, they were
astonished.

"Megabyte's just letting us go? That doesn't make any sense!"

"Come on, let's get to the War Room and see what "phase one" was."

Phong: Aren't you going to say who said that?

Gosalyn: They can guess. It's good enough for 'em.

Phong: This coming from Ms. Descriptive?

***

Dot rushed into the war room to find Enzo sitting on a couch, seemingly
unresponsive. Welman was standing next to him, as if waiting for
something to happen.

Dot noticed almost immediately that the robot suit her dad was in was
infected because of its metallic blue colors, and was wondering if this
had anything to do with that evil "Phase One".

"Dad? What happened to Enzo?"

"Megabyte infected him."

Of course, our minister of evil had forgotten to mention to Welman not
to tell anybody about Megabyte's plan.

To be continued.........

Phong: Alright, that should do it for now. Shall we meet again next week
to work on chapter 2?

Gosalyn: Of course. I got this great idea for how they beat the pizza
chain. See ya!

(Gosalyn leaves the room. Phong then proceeds to pick up the phone.)

Phong: I have this strange craving for pizza.