A/N: This is my first FanFiction. Things you need to know: This is a future Paily AU. I am not an author last thing I wrote was a rip-off of The Grinch Stole Christmas in the second grade. Constructive criticism accepted, but be gentle with my delicate feelings. :P Enjoy!

Rated: M, for language and situations to come later.

Disclaimer: I don't own PLL. The only thing I own is a limited knowledge of proper punctuation, and grammar. Also a really bad memory.


Chapter 1: Prologue

Paige POV

Seriously, Paige? Emily groaned angrily. Would you please pick up your dirty clothes, after you shower? She said coming into our bedroom. Do I have to pick up all this dirty stuff? I asked pretending to whine. Yes, she said sternly. I lifted her up and put her over my shoulder, walked to the bed and threw her down, and started kissing her passionately. Do you get it? I asked. Did you just call me dirty? Emily said pretending to be angry. Yes, we both know you are since I met you, sophomore year in college, I smirked. Okay, okay I have to check on the food before everyone gets here; and you have to finish getting dressed. Nope, I said then kissed her again. Paige (kiss), they (kiss), could (kiss), be (kiss), here (kiss), any (kiss), minute (kiss). So? I said. SO, WE CAME OVER HERE BECAUSE THE WRITERS HAD AN ANNOUNCEMENT, NOT TO WATCH YOU TWO SUCK FACE! Someone shouted from the bedroom doorway. Hello Hanna, I said annoyed already knowing it was her. I rolled over and seen Hanna and Spencer in the doorway. Oh, hello Hastings. I said pretending to be irritated. McCullers, she huffed back, continuing our game that we developed since Em introduced me to her crazy bunch of friends in college, namely Hanna.

So, is Caleb here? I ask trying to change the subject and desperately trying not to blush. Yeah he's here apparently his job in cyber security whatever the fuck can be done from home. I thought you had to work today? I asked Hanna about her job as an up and coming fashion magazine editor. My partner can edit the magazine without me. Hanna replied still laughing. I ignored her and asked Spence about her job as a lawyer, got any big cases? Spencer only laughs as a response. What's so funny? I ask. Nice batman boxers, Paige. Hanna giggled. I look down at my plaid shirt, then lower sure enough black boxers with yellow bat symbols on them. I blushed furiously. Emily smacked my ass, and quipped; get dressed Bruce, then ushered Hanna and Spencer to the living room. I threw on some pants, and rushed out of the room to stop Hanna from telling the whole world about what just happened.

Unfortunately it seemed she was already explaining to Caleb, Aria, and Ezra in great detail. Everyone laughed mostly at Hanna's over animated version of the truth. So, did Toby secure that contract yet? I asked Spencer, desperately trying to change the subject. So does Emily have Catwoman underwear? Caleb asked sitting on the couch next to Hanna. Nope, but I know for a fact that you wear Robin briefs. That makes you my bitch. How do you know that? Caleb asked already knowing the answer but still looking at Hanna accusingly. Seriously, these girls share everything you should know that by now. I replied. I know that, just like I know you almost burnt down the kitchen boiling water. Caleb responded. I whip my head around to Emily who was standing in the kitchen plating the food with her head down and a guilty look on her face. I look back at Caleb ready to retort when Spencer says ok, ok, guys back to your corners. Paige to answer your earlier question Toby is still out of town wrapping up the construction contract. What about you still waiting for the phone call? The Spencer asked. Yes, one phone call from my boss and I can finally get the motorcycle I always wanted. Em huffs from the kitchen, what did you say? I said, I could finally buy a pathfinder, I murmured. That's what I thought. She smiled winningly. You are so whipped, said Caleb. So are you, Hanna has your balls permanently tucked away in her purse. Yeah, but your balls is stashed in your closet. CALEB! Everyone but Hanna shouted. Obviously Hanna has rubbed off on you over the years, I thought to myself but didn't say aloud because that could obviously be misconstrued by Hanna and Caleb. Let's just play batman I said to Caleb pointing to my ps3 under the TV. Nope, dinner is ready, Em stated.

After we all finished eating we went to sit in the living room. Caleb and I were playing Batman, sitting on the floor in-between our girls legs; with Spencer in my Granddad's old recliner; Aria and Ezra on the love seat. So Writers what is the announcement that brought us here today? I directed to Aria and Ezra. Yeah what's so important we had to drop Parker off with Grandma and Grandpa Ted? Hanna asked. How is my partner in crime doing? I asked about the second grader. He's okay he got in trouble at school arguing with some kid about how Star Wars is better than Star Trek, said Hanna. That's my nephew, I said with a proud grin on my face. Uhgg, Hanna and Em said, while I fist bumped Caleb. Okay, before we get off track, what is it? Spencer asked. Okay, but speaking of kids... taking a deep breath Aria continued I'M PREGNANT! That's great! Shrieked Emily, Hanna, and Spencer simultaneously jumping up to hug Aria. While Caleb shook Ezra's hand. After the hugs, kisses, and congrats everyone took their seats. What does Malcolm think about that? I ask. He loves it already; I'm surprised that he hasn't told Parker yet. Aria responded about her step-son. Well finally someone else had a kid other than me, Hanna said. No one told you to have a child at eighteen, Hanna. Spencer quipped. I looked down at my lap reflecting. Bitch, Hanna retorted. Before you two start a catfight; that's great LP, I said to Aria. She responded with a confused look. The Lollipop Guild, I explained holding back laughter. Everyone chuckled earning Ezra a slap to the back of the head and me a pillow to the face from Aria. Aria looked at Emily aren't you going to punish your girlfriend. Emily responded; No, not me but Selina Kyle will later. Emily laughed and everyone else cringed; I blushed and got up to answer the ringing phone in my pocket. It's my mom, I lied. I went in to my office, and shut the door. Hi baby, I whispered.


A/N: It's bad now but I have drama bombs at the ready. If you stuck around and read all of that then you can clearly see what I said was true at the top. But most mistakes are because I have been staring at this computer screen for 6 me if I should continue, or if I should crawl under a rock for the rest of my existence. But I might continue despite whatever you suggest, because I desperately need this idea out of my head. Also, what happened sophomore year in college? Who was the other person on the phone? Is Paige cheating? Dun, Dun, Dunnnnn.