"Eren! Mikasa! She's at it again!" Armin called down the hall in an urgent whisper. They both looked up, alarmed. Armin turned to Mikasa and whispered again in a low voice, "Go get Annie and Reiner!" She nodded and ran off in the opposite direction. Eren rose to his feet and sprinted after Armin down the hall. They slowed their pace before they approached Sasha's room. The door was already open a crack and a strange, one-sided conversation could be heard. Armin motioned for Eren to be quiet before peering around the corner into the room.
Eren carefully followed suit and they both cringed as their eyes landed on Sasha. She was fully dressed in her uniform but there was something strange about it. The two of them squinted in confusion before it dawned on them: She was covered from head to toe in several layers of butter. It was slathered over her skin, squished into her hair, and caked into the fabric of her clothes. Chives and bits of pepper could be seen mixed into it as well. Her face and cheeks were flushed as she clutched a potato in her hands. She gazed down at it with a longing grin plastered across her face before she slowly began to lick the top of the potato.
She pulled away and caressed one of the potato's eyes tenderly. "I bet you can make tons of healthy spuds can't you? Oh yes you can you dirty, dirty potato," she crooned. It took everything Eren had not to throw up. He felt someone grab his shoulder and he looked up to find Reiner with his finger pressed to his lips. Annie and Mikasa were right behind him as he opened the door fully and slipped inside.
"Sasha, I'm going to need you to put the potato down," he said in a calming voice. She froze like a cornered animal, a dollop of butter hanging from the end of her nose.
She dogged to the right but Reiner tackled her. The potato slipped out of her hands and landed in Eren's. He looked up in horror to find Sasha had slid herself out from underneath Reiner and was lunging at him with murder in her eyes. She stopped short with a squelch, three sets of arms wrapped around her restraining her.
"Run Eren!" Mikasa grunted.
Without hesitation, Eren turned and ran for his life.
