The Night Shippo Went Crazy

By: DemonHuntress

Disclaimer: The original song and the characters aren't mine.

Summary: The Night Santa Went Crazy rewrite

Rating: PG

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Down in the village

The people went around

Goin' 'bout their business

Without a peep or a sound

When little Shippo busted in

Nearly scared them half to death

With a rifle in his hands

And cheap sake on his breath

From small hat to boots

He was covered with ammo

Like a short, cute, drunk, disgruntled youkai Rambo

And he smiled as he said

With a twinkle in his eye

"No more looking for shards now

Cause you're all gonna die!"

The night Shippo went crazy

The night the kitsune went insane

Realizing he was getting the raw deal

Something finally must have snapped in his brain

Well the village is gone now

He decided to nuke it

And the cry for help, well,

He just rebuked it.

Tied up the humans

And held his friend hostage

And he ground up poor Kirara (AN: Nooooooooo!)

Into cat-youkai sausage!

He got Kagura and Kikyo

With Kagome's German Luger (AN: where'd she get ~that~?)

And he slashed up old Jaken

Just like Freddie Kruger (AN: kid's done his history homework)

Then he took a big bright torch

Just over his own height

Threw it at Inuyasha

Got his ass out of the fight!

The night Shippo went crazy

The night the fox-demon went nuts

Now you can't hardly walk around the village

Without stepping in youkai guts.

There's the oldfashioned police and the samuari

The man from the neighboring town

And buzzards circling around in the sky

Now the curse-words are flying

The body counts rising

And everyone's dying to know,

Oh Shippo why?

Why, why, why, why, why, why?

Used to be such a cute jolly guy.

Oh yes now, little Rin, now Shippo's doing time.

In federal cave-jail for his infamous time.

Hey now little friend, don't you cry no more tears

He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years!

Now Sango's in therapy

And Miroku's still nervous

And villagers al got jobs

Working for the postal service

And they say Kaede-san

She's on the phone every night

With a lawyer, negotiating the camp-fire rights

They talk about

The night Shippo went crazy

The night tail-boy flipped his lid

Breaking his back by getting kicked around

Sounds like he was tired of getting gypped.

(Repeat chorus)

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insanity, insanity, insanity. let me say here that i adore inuyasha, he was just an easy target. and kirara rocks my world! jaken on the other hand . . .