The Night Shippo Went Crazy
By: DemonHuntress
Disclaimer: The original song and the characters aren't mine.
Summary: The Night Santa Went Crazy rewrite
Rating: PG
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Down in the village
The people went around
Goin' 'bout their business
Without a peep or a sound
When little Shippo busted in
Nearly scared them half to death
With a rifle in his hands
And cheap sake on his breath
From small hat to boots
He was covered with ammo
Like a short, cute, drunk, disgruntled youkai Rambo
And he smiled as he said
With a twinkle in his eye
"No more looking for shards now
Cause you're all gonna die!"
The night Shippo went crazy
The night the kitsune went insane
Realizing he was getting the raw deal
Something finally must have snapped in his brain
Well the village is gone now
He decided to nuke it
And the cry for help, well,
He just rebuked it.
Tied up the humans
And held his friend hostage
And he ground up poor Kirara (AN: Nooooooooo!)
Into cat-youkai sausage!
He got Kagura and Kikyo
With Kagome's German Luger (AN: where'd she get ~that~?)
And he slashed up old Jaken
Just like Freddie Kruger (AN: kid's done his history homework)
Then he took a big bright torch
Just over his own height
Threw it at Inuyasha
Got his ass out of the fight!
The night Shippo went crazy
The night the fox-demon went nuts
Now you can't hardly walk around the village
Without stepping in youkai guts.
There's the oldfashioned police and the samuari
The man from the neighboring town
And buzzards circling around in the sky
Now the curse-words are flying
The body counts rising
And everyone's dying to know,
Oh Shippo why?
Why, why, why, why, why, why?
Used to be such a cute jolly guy.
Oh yes now, little Rin, now Shippo's doing time.
In federal cave-jail for his infamous time.
Hey now little friend, don't you cry no more tears
He'll be out with good behavior in 700 more years!
Now Sango's in therapy
And Miroku's still nervous
And villagers al got jobs
Working for the postal service
And they say Kaede-san
She's on the phone every night
With a lawyer, negotiating the camp-fire rights
They talk about
The night Shippo went crazy
The night tail-boy flipped his lid
Breaking his back by getting kicked around
Sounds like he was tired of getting gypped.
(Repeat chorus)
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insanity, insanity, insanity. let me say here that i adore inuyasha, he was just an easy target. and kirara rocks my world! jaken on the other hand . . .
