A/N This is crack i wrote it for my friends birthday, it was inspired by Harry and the Potters. check them out!

p.s.MH-We means mental heath ward escapee

Oooo If I was a witch

I'd be such a bitch

I would be the one that makes you all twitch

Just like Hermione

I am just a muggle

And all I can do is snuggle

With my Harry Barbie

I really hate Arbies

Hermione looks like a Ferbie

I read the books everyday

Making prefects privates with my clay

I give it to my MH-WE friends

I really hope the series never ends!

I wish that Cedric had never died

If Krum had gone I would have cried

My broken heart

It's like a dart

I really can't write a Harry Potter Poem

But someday I will and it will show emmm'

That we are Hp Fans

And everyone will want a man…..

From the Harry Potter books of course.

By: reesescupprincess

For: A MH-WE

P.S. I call Daniel Radclife