A/N This is crack i wrote it for my friends birthday, it was inspired by Harry and the Potters. check them out!
p.s.MH-We means mental heath ward escapee
Oooo If I was a witch
I'd be such a bitch
I would be the one that makes you all twitch
Just like Hermione
I am just a muggle
And all I can do is snuggle
With my Harry Barbie
I really hate Arbies
Hermione looks like a Ferbie
I read the books everyday
Making prefects privates with my clay
I give it to my MH-WE friends
I really hope the series never ends!
I wish that Cedric had never died
If Krum had gone I would have cried
My broken heart
It's like a dart
I really can't write a Harry Potter Poem
But someday I will and it will show emmm'
That we are Hp Fans
And everyone will want a man…..
From the Harry Potter books of course.
By: reesescupprincess
For: A MH-WE
P.S. I call Daniel Radclife
