BEFORE I BEGIN! I WILL BE CONTINUING MY OMNIVERSE WAR STORY SOON. I just have to think on some things as I am terrible at ideas at the moment, and for the future. I don't own shit. (This story semi-ties in my Omniverse wars, but not IN the universe.

In a unknown/indescribable location in Tarterus, a god with black hair, emerald green eyes, that makes Andios look like a ugly man, is sitting on a throne listening to a Cyclops reporting in to him.

"And thats the report My Lord." The cyclops says.

"Your telling me, that Posiden had a child after he made an oath NOT to have another one, like that fool Zeus?" The god asks to confirm.

"Y-yes my lord." The cyclops stutters.

The god face palms with a sigh. "Get Lamia and have her hunt that demigod down, and kill him. Now leave." The god says.

"Yes my lord!" The cyclops runs out of there in fear.

"Those damn Olympians. Can't keep it in there Fierce Deity's damned pants, and before they asked me to return here, wondered why I got annoyed after everyone looks at me in shock when I say I am a virgin god. If I wasn't a god, then I would be fucked. Also author, FUCKING LET THEM KNOW MY NAME IS PERCEUS FOR FUCKS SAKE!" Perseus roars at the sky with annoyance.

"Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah. Fuck you. Now YOU have to tell them your domains." The author (Linkfanx) says back.

"Fuck you two. Anyway, I am Perseus the God of Monsters, Swords, Evil, Hatred, and Darkness as "Official" Domains told by the fates, and believed by the gods, those fuckers. My full title is King of Monsters, Heir of Tarterus, Primordial God of Monsters and Evil, Titian of Swords and Darkness, God of Demons, Time, Space, Virginity, not like Artemis, and Creations. I am the only immortal with this long of a list, besides Fierce Deity as his is to long to say. That's about all. Of course those idiot Olympians thought that I was "To Powerful" and be demoted. Only Chaos himself can demote me form my true powers and domains, but I am on a tangent and must start the first plot line that will cause shit to happen. Now that Hermes delivered a letter 2 days ago because Zeus is afraid that the "Minor" gods will betray him, with good reason of course, he wants me to go there to swear my fucking allegiance to Olympus. Fat chance of that happening. But then the annoying Fates will come and pester me for all eternity that I must go and be there for whatever fucking reason. If I go there, at least I can give Zeus the middle finger in person." Perseus rants/talks about.

"You have to go Perseus, or else I will make you listen to JB's Baby for the rest of eternity." The Sadistic author says with absolute seriousness in its voice.

"Fine fine asshole." Perseus grumbles.

"Now to the morons I go. Hooray." Perseus says sarcastically, as he teleport's with a flash of darkness.

MEANWHILE ON OLYMPUS

(All canon appearances from TTC)

"WHAT IS TAKING THAT PATHETIC MINOR GOD SO LONG! 3 HOURS. 3 FUCKING HOURS!"

Mr Grumpy AKA Zeus says.

"How the hell should we know? We are in the same boat." All but the wine god (Forgot the spelling) and Aphrodite yell at Zeus.

Knock knock knock BOOM.

The Doors are blown down with a bored looking Perceus walking through.

"YOU DARE-" Zeus yells only to be interrupted.

"Your own temper tantrum did that fool. A literal punching tornado did that. How? I don't fucking know. Now lets get this over with." Perseus says with annoyance.

"Just swear your loyalty to Olympus on the river Styx." Zeus says with a hint of anger.

"Fuck that shit. I am not swearing Loyalty as I am a neutral party in your upcoming war against that retarded Titan of time." Perseus says with some heat coming from him.

"Well in order to leave, you must swear allegiance." Athena says in a arrogant tone. Perseus just gives a 'Are you fucking stupid look.' at Athena the bitch. I mean Goddess.

"I am only here because YOU wanted to see me. I could care less about your stance of war, or you Boo fucking Hooing about you missing your lightning dildo (this causes Apollo and Hermes to burst our laughing) so yeah. While that Son of Posiden is getting your favorite masochistic toy, you are here throwing tantrums because you are PATHETIC! I am not swearing loyalty to a man that can't keep it in his pants for longer than 2 seconds, a brother that can't keep it in for 10 seconds, and your eldest brother CAN for nearly 70 FUCKING YEARS! I have been a virgin since I learned what sex is, and kept it for eons. WHY THE FUCK COULDN'T YOU FOOLS DO IT! I am not swearing Loyalty and that's fucking it." Perseus rants.

Hera gains a grin that causes Perseus to gain a shiver up his spine. "Ah but aren't you already loyal to us because of the Titan war?" Hera asks with a sickly sweet voice.

Perseus looks at her with a deadpanned expression. "That was war you dumb bitch. I said that I would help you in THAT war, no other time. So yeah, that plan of yours failed epicly." Perseus grins maliciously. Perseus leaves in a flash of darkness before they could continue, dumb founding them.

"I thought he couldn't leave do to the anti teleportation wards." Artemis says.

"That was something different than flashing (Which is their version of teleportation.) which means we have one less ally Zeus. Also, we might lose our monster armies." Athena says worriedly.

"That Minor God wouldn't dare do that to us! We are the OLYMPIANS! HIS SUPERIORS! THE ONES WHO COMMAND HIM! AND THE MASTER BOLT IS NOT A FUCKING DILDO!" Zeus says arrogantly.

EDIT: I fixed some spelling mistakes, changed Zeus's final words to something more intelligent and possible for him. Changed some words,and made it a little cleaner. The 4th wall breaking is being left, for the most part. Just a few thing will be removed. Also, there really isn't MUCH 4th wall breaking. I mean look at fucking Chowder. That show has more 4th wall breaks then here on a MASSIVE scale. Now to wok on chapter 2. I will plan on updating my God of Earth Sky and Sea story after this entire story update. Let it be clear on this story and all of them, I am not a master at Grammar. I also cut down on the A/N for it is out of date.