A/N: I know, this was originally about Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson but I couldn't resist. Just a bit of silliness to keep the insanity fires burning. BTW - I don't own any of this. Please don't sue.
Camping with John and Ronon
John Sheppard and Ronon Dex went on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fell asleep. Some hours later, Ronon wakes John.
"Sheppard, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
John replies, "I see millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?"
John ponders for a minute. "Astronomically speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that the Milky Way is ten degrees north of the celestial equator which would mean that Saturn is in Leo. Timewise, it appears to be approximately half past two. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Ronon is silent for a moment, and then speaks. "Sheppard, it tells me that someone has stolen our tent!"
